- Ray Jay & Kim K's sex video.
It showed that a white dick isn't needed to get a slut propelled to superstardom, like Paris Hilton would have you believe.
- Kobe Bryant's 81 point game.
This momentous monumental moment symbolizes the rise of athletes raised by rich families who don't NEED to grow up in the ghetto to excel in basketball.
- Dave Chappelle's flee to Africa.
This will prove that a black man who turns down a $50 million deal in order to save his sanity isn't crazy, no matter what the media has you believe.
- Anything Jesse Jackson has done or endorsed.
This will allow people to recognize that "It's because I'm black, right?" is funny.
- Any clip from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives or Hip Hop Wives.
This will show that you don't need to be a spoiled white woman to make it in reality tv. You just need to be a spoiled drama queen!
- LeBron's "The Decision."
Show your classmates that a poor kid from the mean streets of Akron, OH, can screw over a billionaire without killing him or his family.
- Rodney King.
He's a good guy. It's just too bad he died before donating the little amount of $ he had to a charitable organization, such as my bank account.
What do you mean that's racist? I'm good friends with Gary Payton! Shit, all y'all best be takin' a chill pill, yo.
Ok, I'm done.