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Old 05-23-2013, 02:14 AM   #1
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Default I need some lady advice!

Okay here's the deal I've been single forever but all of the sudden 3 ladies are looking my way and I'm stuck. Tell me what to do.

Lady 1 - The chick who cuts my hair. Got a haircut today and she was flirting with me so I flirted back and then she gives me her number. I give this girl a 7 out of 10. perfect chest and beatiful face but she could lose about 20 pounds. I text her later and the first thing she says "Just so you know I gave you my number but I'm no slut" and then follows it up by telling me how naughty she is and how she'll take advantage of me... yeah, not a slut huh?

Lady 2 - This sweet girl who's seems like marriage material that my friends been trying to hook m e up with. Blonde, sweet, husband cheated on her a year ago and now she's slowly getting back in the game. I know she likes me but I'd have to be slow... REALLY SLOW with her. She's cute all the way around but she's a little chatty sometimes. I think it's just becuase she's nervous.

Lady 3 - My ex Girlfriend. calling and texting me again. Trying to start hanging out. and see where things go. You guys ever have that girl that consumes your mind 24/7. That one you're psychotically crazy about that after she breaks up with you it's like your whole life seems to lose taste and color and you get that war time thousand yard stare and even after a year you still have dreams about her? Well thats this girl. Add to that the fact that her kids love me and I fell in love with them.

So tl;dr version

1- Hot and wants to **** now but is more than likely a little nuts and is already thinking relationship.
2- Sweet and pretty but have to take it slow and is just getting off a divorce
3- My ex who made my world spin and I still love even though she broke me.

Ill be glad to field any additional questions.
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Old 05-23-2013, 02:31 AM   #2
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Default Re: I need some lady advice!

dont get with ex, stay away from that hell-bred succubus. go for the others.

Dont play slow game with the blond chick with a cheating husband, that will leave you friend zoned. It's been a year and so she's desperate for dick, that's why she's nervous.
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Old 05-23-2013, 03:20 AM   #3
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dont get with ex, stay away from that hell-bred succubus. go for the others.

Dont play slow game with the blond chick with a cheating husband, that will leave you friend zoned. It's been a year and so she's desperate for dick, that's why she's nervous.

I was thinking about ****ing the hot crazy one a few times then ditching her and trying to get with the sweet one. I'm a little worried about her being violently angry. Plus I'll lose the best haircut lady I know.
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"Just so you know I gave you my number but I'm no slut"

That's code for she loves the c0ck
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Old 05-23-2013, 03:48 AM   #5
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First one sounds like fun now, but will cause you nothing but headaches later on when the relationship reaches it inevitable conclusion.
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Old 05-23-2013, 04:49 AM   #6
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That's code for she loves the c0ck

Dude, You're not kidding. I'm a little worried cause I haven't had sex in 2 years and I have this feeling that I'll bust too soon, or won't be able to get it up.

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Dude, You're not kidding. I'm a little worried cause I haven't had sex in 2 years and I have this feeling that I'll bust too soon, or won't be able to get it up.

**** that's gotta hurt.
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Old 05-23-2013, 08:10 AM   #8
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Okay here's the deal I've been single forever but all of the sudden 3 ladies are looking my way and I'm stuck. Tell me what to do.

Lady 1 - The chick who cuts my hair. Got a haircut today and she was flirting with me so I flirted back and then she gives me her number. I give this girl a 7 out of 10. perfect chest and beatiful face but she could lose about 20 pounds. I text her later and the first thing she says "Just so you know I gave you my number but I'm no slut" and then follows it up by telling me how naughty she is and how she'll take advantage of me... yeah, not a slut huh?

Lady 2 - This sweet girl who's seems like marriage material that my friends been trying to hook m e up with. Blonde, sweet, husband cheated on her a year ago and now she's slowly getting back in the game. I know she likes me but I'd have to be slow... REALLY SLOW with her. She's cute all the way around but she's a little chatty sometimes. I think it's just becuase she's nervous.

Lady 3 - My ex Girlfriend. calling and texting me again. Trying to start hanging out. and see where things go. You guys ever have that girl that consumes your mind 24/7. That one you're psychotically crazy about that after she breaks up with you it's like your whole life seems to lose taste and color and you get that war time thousand yard stare and even after a year you still have dreams about her? Well thats this girl. Add to that the fact that her kids love me and I fell in love with them.

So tl;dr version

1- Hot and wants to **** now but is more than likely a little nuts and is already thinking relationship.
2- Sweet and pretty but have to take it slow and is just getting off a divorce
3- My ex who made my world spin and I still love even though she broke me.

Ill be glad to field any additional questions.


3 negatives there. Girl #2 has the best potential but like Sergio said don't let her string you along. Ditch the fatty and by no means get back with your ex. Have some pride.
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Old 05-23-2013, 08:30 AM   #9
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Problem with #1 is you need a new person to cut your hair after. That would be a big no-no for me. #2 seems ok, everything else is iffy to me.
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F*ck the first one while talking to the second one. Once the second one is ready stop f*cking the first.

Leave the ex alone.
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f*ck them all, and then choose
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Old 05-23-2013, 09:57 AM   #12
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Default Re: I need some lady advice!

Turrible thread.

After reading, I've concluded that no matter which "option" you choose, you will ultimately screw it up.

When you have choices like this, it's good for sex, but it means you're not all that interested relationship wise. If you were interested in one as your girlfriend, it'd be a no brainer. The way you trivialized it displays no real interest, if anything you're just enjoying the attention.

So be a man, juggle all 3 of them, and go with the flow. Females you want to be with give you an undeniable feeling, and thus if any of these gave you that feeling, you wouldn't be in here playing tic tac toe between them.

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However, you haven't had sex in two years? Dude.

Go bang the fat chick you homo. That's way too long, you're rusty as fck and this thread is something a 16 year old could have put together. You will most likely do nothing with any of them, and if you do I am sure they will lose interest after the initial hook up. Step your game up fnag.
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Old 05-23-2013, 07:40 PM   #13
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Okay here's the deal I've been single forever but all of the sudden 3 ladies are looking my way and I'm stuck. Tell me what to do.

Lady 1 - The chick who cuts my hair. Got a haircut today and she was flirting with me so I flirted back and then she gives me her number. I give this girl a 7 out of 10. perfect chest and beatiful face but she could lose about 20 pounds. I text her later and the first thing she says "Just so you know I gave you my number but I'm no slut" and then follows it up by telling me how naughty she is and how she'll take advantage of me... yeah, not a slut huh?

Lady 2 - This sweet girl who's seems like marriage material that my friends been trying to hook m e up with. Blonde, sweet, husband cheated on her a year ago and now she's slowly getting back in the game. I know she likes me but I'd have to be slow... REALLY SLOW with her. She's cute all the way around but she's a little chatty sometimes. I think it's just becuase she's nervous.

Lady 3 - My ex Girlfriend. calling and texting me again. Trying to start hanging out. and see where things go. You guys ever have that girl that consumes your mind 24/7. That one you're psychotically crazy about that after she breaks up with you it's like your whole life seems to lose taste and color and you get that war time thousand yard stare and even after a year you still have dreams about her? Well thats this girl. Add to that the fact that her kids love me and I fell in love with them.

So tl;dr version

1- Hot and wants to **** now but is more than likely a little nuts and is already thinking relationship.
2- Sweet and pretty but have to take it slow and is just getting off a divorce
3- My ex who made my world spin and I still love even though she broke me.

Ill be glad to field any additional questions.

she's hot and a 7/10 but she can lose 20 lbs? i dunno...

they all seem to have some sort of baggage so just off the info given, Id just have fun with it. Got any pics? How old are you btw?
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Old 05-26-2013, 04:53 AM   #14
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*** Update***

I went on a couple dates with "slightly chubby whore" and she wanted the D pretty bad. We made out and then I just couldn't do it anymore and and I told her straight up that I was sorry for leading her on but I had no intention of taking it any further... She cussed me out. Hopefully Ill never see her again but she knows where I live soooo....

Sweet, pretty blonde divorce seems to really like me and I went to the movies with her and she was telling her girlfriends later (or so I heard) that I was really awesome and she thinks she likes me.

My ex. She wants to go out to dinner and hang with me again on monday..... I think it might be a bad idea but fellas... I still love her. It sucks.
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Old 05-26-2013, 04:59 AM   #15
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I went on a couple dates with "slightly chubby whore" and she wanted the D pretty bad. We made out and then I just couldn't do it anymore and and I told her straight up that I was sorry for leading her on but I had no intention of taking it any further... She cussed me out. Hopefully Ill never see her again but she knows where I live soooo....

Sweet, pretty blonde divorce seems to really like me and I went to the movies with her and she was telling her girlfriends later (or so I heard) that I was really awesome and she thinks she likes me.

My ex. She wants to go out to dinner and hang with me again on monday..... I think it might be a bad idea but fellas... I still love her. It sucks.

If you're still in love with your ex you need to leave the sweet blonde alone. You're eventually going to get back with your ex so stop leading the blonde on. You couldn't **** the stylist because of your ex. Just go out with your ex.
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