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Old 02-21-2007, 10:50 AM   #1
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Default Hooked on Ebonics

I found this on another message board, enjoy.

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"George Washington became our first president in 1789. He was chosen because of the leadership he showed as General during the Revolutionary War. Following America's victory, Washington was instrumental in lobbying for ratification of the Constitution. Resourceful and brave, his personal discipline was essential to the new Union. We can all be grateful that he was there for our nation's growing pains."

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