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Old 07-16-2013, 03:36 AM   #16
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Default Re: I've been selected to serve on a jury...

Originally Posted by PistonsFan#21
if you are black just drop the word ''n1gga'' a few times. and say you are there to represent the black community

I imagine this might also work if you are white.
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:26 AM   #17
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Default Re: I've been selected to serve on a jury...

I had jury duty in May. It was a DWI case that involved a woman who was caught at a checkpoint. The defense attorney asked me what I thought of checkpoints and I told him I thought they were an infringement on our rights as citizens (which I believe). The prosecution dismissed me.

Everyone else that got dismissed answered "yes" when asked if any members of their families were in law enforcement.

Edit: Just remembered the guy that was sitting next to me in the jury box (juror #8):
DA: "Have you been in a courtroom before?"
Juror #8: "Yeah, just last month."
DA: "What was your reason for being in court?"
Juror #8: "Bitch took out a restraining order on me."
DA: "Are you currently under a restraining order?"
Juror #8: "No that got thrown out, but they confiscated my weapon so I have to come back in 30 days to get my weapon back."
DA: "Your Honor we respectfully dismiss Juror #8."

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