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Old 05-02-2014, 12:11 AM   #157261
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i fcuk it up everytime i get close. i just want to hug. ****

mix titty gave you a hug

ask her to see godzilla

"some friends are going to see godzilla you should come"
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:11 AM   #157262
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If she kills herself Rose its all your fault rose!!! ALL YOUR FAULT!!! Your D was supposed to be her antidepressant.
Oh well. I'm gonna lose sleep tonight over a girl I VAGUELY REMEMBER.

Because my school changed the website shit I can't view classes I took 3 years ago to find her last name, and see if she's hot.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:11 AM   #157263
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I....don't remember. And I doubt it, she says she's suicidal. This was how the conversation started:

Her: Hey
Me: Hi?
Her: Do you remember me? It's Hailey from art?
Me: Not really. What's new?
Her: I've been really depressed and wanting to die for 3 years.
Me: Oh because you haven't seen me in that long
Her: No, because I really really hate my life.
Me: it's a little late to have a pity party, and I don't know you well enough to know if I should take this seriously or try to out pity you so you leave me alone, or talk to you to make you feel better because you want an ego boost.
Her: .....................
Me: Oh.
Her: yeah.

Then I told her to watch basketball because I don't remember a thing about her, and have no idea how to make a conversation happen.. And the conversations has been even weirder since then.

this is the funniest shit ever

 
Old 05-02-2014, 12:12 AM   #157264
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wait rose gets p/ssy?

In communist Russia, p*ssy gets Rose.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:12 AM   #157265
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Made out with a suicidal girl a couple weeks ago

Haven't heard from her in a while...
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:13 AM   #157266
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how many virgins did the mormons give out to get the 02 olympics?
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:14 AM   #157267
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Made out with a suicidal girl a couple weeks ago

Haven't heard from her in a while...
borderline necrophilia right there
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:14 AM   #157268
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Amazing Spider-Man 2 comes out today

You have to go like at noon to make sure you get tickers because it'll be sold out otherwise.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:14 AM   #157269
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Yeah I think so. If memory serves, there should be an espn 3 app.


Basketball reasons. Like you never playing

yeah I just downloaded the ESPN app. there are no live games on ESPN right now so I don't know if it'll work....

hopefully it does.
 
Old 05-02-2014, 12:15 AM   #157270
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mix titty gave you a hug

ask her to see godzilla

"some friends are going to see godzilla you should come"
then she'd say
"can jacob come?"
fvck that. she's not interested.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:16 AM   #157271
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Rose just let her suck your dick. Save a life man.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:16 AM   #157272
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jameer pay attention, if girls don't change much between my generation and yours...being socially awkward and forward in college is your in. They think the socially awkward thing is cute. Then you keep their attention by making astute observations about people/things, and then you don't **** around and get straight to the point.

Works like half the time at least because girls will be impressed by your boldness. Note: If you ever stop doing it though, then you become the boring guy and get left behind.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:16 AM   #157273
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I....don't remember. And I doubt it, she says she's suicidal. This was how the conversation started:

Her: Hey
Me: Hi?
Her: Do you remember me? It's Hailey from art?
Me: Not really. What's new?
Her: I've been really depressed and wanting to die for 3 years.
Me: Oh because you haven't seen me in that long
Her: No, because I really really hate my life.
Me: it's a little late to have a pity party, and I don't know you well enough to know if I should take this seriously or try to out pity you so you leave me alone, or talk to you to make you feel better because you want an ego boost.
Her: .....................
Me: Oh.
Her: yeah.

Then I told her to watch basketball because I don't remember a thing about her, and have no idea how to make a conversation happen.. And the conversations has been even weirder since then.

You're a POS smh
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:18 AM   #157274
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Wait you took an art class in college?

Btw your clearly not as good of a stalker as me.
How can you not see her pic or know her last name if shes talking to you? Is this texting?
Lastly, why the **** has Kyle just dissapeared??? THIS IS MAKING ME ANGRY
Yeah I took art because we have to take 2 of 4 and the 4 are art, music, theatre, and dance. I took art and music.

Nah. I don't have her in my phone I delete girls numbers if we don't talk after x amount of time. It's texting.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:18 AM   #157275
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jameer pay attention, if girls don't change much between my generation and yours...being socially awkward and forward in college is your in. They think the socially awkward thing is cute. Then you keep their attention by making astute observations about people/things, and then you don't **** around and get straight to the point.

Works like half the time at least because girls will be impressed by your boldness. Note: If you ever stop doing it though, then you become the boring guy and get left behind.
This is... the best advice I have ever gotten from this forum... I am literally saving this in a text file.
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