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Old 05-07-2014, 01:23 AM   #164461
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killbot meets sexy ass girl is all over him

he's like "bitch what the fvk is that in your ear"

If it's a big ass earring and her ear lobes are drooping, that ain't attractive broheim.

If the girl is all over me, there must be some kind of catch
1) As a bot, I'm ugly in the perspective of humans. So just falling for me like that is nuts.
2) She just wants my money
3) She wants me to impregnate her because she is desperate for child support
4) She wants to lower my sense of security, so that she may either kill me, hurt me (think extreme feminism), or steal my money
5) I have a small extremity, so why would she want smaller goods?
6) She is paid by someone to humiliate me or to do any harm whatsoever to me
7) She is a sadist and will mess with my emotions because she is sick to the head.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:23 AM   #164462
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its very unpleasant

Its not that bad.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:24 AM   #164463
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17 posts to 10k.. again.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:24 AM   #164464
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too picky

Smoking is taxed heavily and is nondeductible. Same for any illegal drugs. Over the counter drugs are also nondeductible. There is no benefit whatsoever to drug users as partners.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:25 AM   #164465
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And that too. I don't want to be inhaling any nasty chemicals that could be detrimental to my body.
I remember these things.



Joe gonna read the book of mormon three times this weekend.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:25 AM   #164466
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bot before a girl will love you

you have to love yourself

-Thomas Jefferson
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:25 AM   #164467
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Car sex is uncomfortable, especially in a 2 door car
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:26 AM   #164468
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nipple rings are very sexy

Then comes the idea of who pierced her nipples? Then you realize she might have had sex with him as a trade to have her nipples pierced.

Not taking any chances.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:26 AM   #164469
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:27 AM   #164470
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I don't understand people who do it in the shower.

Sex or jerking? You can clean your dick easily in the shower. Plus, easy to clean with water running. You save water because you shower and wash your dick while the water pushes the semen into the drain.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:28 AM   #164471
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Car sex is uncomfortable, especially in a 2 door car

the only good thing about car sex is the not being able to wait till you get to a more suitable place. everything else sucks.

recliner sex very good
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bot before a girl will love you

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Old 05-07-2014, 01:29 AM   #164473
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ladies for killbot


Are they my employees? I don't make enough to afford that.
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Old 05-07-2014, 01:30 AM   #164475
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bot before a girl will love you

you have to love yourself

-Thomas Jefferson

I do love myself. I just don't think a girl will like my personality because I come off as a gigantic anti-social nerd.

Realist.
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