Originally Posted by The Macho Man
killbot meets sexy ass girl is all over him
he's like "bitch what the fvk is that in your ear"
If it's a big ass earring and her ear lobes are drooping, that ain't attractive broheim.
If the girl is all over me, there must be some kind of catch
1) As a bot, I'm ugly in the perspective of humans. So just falling for me like that is nuts.
2) She just wants my money
3) She wants me to impregnate her because she is desperate for child support
4) She wants to lower my sense of security, so that she may either kill me, hurt me (think extreme feminism), or steal my money
5) I have a small extremity, so why would she want smaller goods?
6) She is paid by someone to humiliate me or to do any harm whatsoever to me
7) She is a sadist and will mess with my emotions because she is sick to the head.