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Old 10-06-2013, 08:54 PM   #26161
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What's better than a rose on your piano?

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Ha! I like that one
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Why didn't the melons get married?


They cantaloupe.
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Old 10-06-2013, 08:56 PM   #26164
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Old 10-06-2013, 08:56 PM   #26165
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Rose will get us to 30k in no time with all of his unfunny jokes.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?


Pumpkin pi.
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Old 10-06-2013, 08:57 PM   #26166
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Rose will get us to 30k in no time with all of his unfunny jokes.
What do you call a pig that does karate?


a pork chop.
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Rose will get us to 30k in no time with all of his unfunny jokes.
What do sharks say when something cool happens?


JAWESOME!!
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Old 10-06-2013, 08:59 PM   #26168
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Rose will get us to 30k in no time with all of his unfunny jokes.
Why does a moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?


Because it's a little meteor.
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Lord have mercy on my Texans
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Where do you take a sick boat?


To the doc
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What did BuffaloBill's mom say when he left for San Antonio?




Bye, son.

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Bye, son.






my mom lives in San Antonio
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Why do you not want to fight an octopus?


They're well-armed.
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