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Old 10-17-2013, 01:48 AM   #40186
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There are only like 6 people who love me

BTE >

You already got more than 6 buddies in the BTE.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:49 AM   #40187
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Ok i'm going to bed, later.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:50 AM   #40188
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:01 AM   #40189
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Admittedly the only reason I can use my imagination and pics for her are because of how close we are. It's a bit of a fantasy. With a mutual attraction neither of us has acted on. And she isn't shy about putting somewhat provocative pics on Facebook. I have one pic where she's leaning up against a wall in yoga pants showing off her amazing ass(she's known for her ass) and when I zoom in and increase the brightness some it's easy to see her ***** and asshole. Jerked off to that so many times.

She has this same pic on the wall in her house. Apparently no idea the lengths we perverts will go to.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:16 AM   #40190
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Admittedly the only reason I can use my imagination and pics for her are because of how close we are. It's a bit of a fantasy. With a mutual attraction neither of us has acted on. And she isn't shy about putting somewhat provocative pics on Facebook. I have one pic where she's leaning up against a wall in yoga pants showing off her amazing ass(she's known for her ass) and when I zoom in and increase the brightness some it's easy to see her ***** and asshole. Jerked off to that so many times.

She has this same pic on the wall in her house. Apparently no idea the lengths we perverts will go to.

No it's not. You're fvk ugly
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:24 AM   #40191
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I ain't hot or anything but I get hollered at by chicks consistently when I go running with my shirt off. Feels good bro. I've basically taken way too long to make a move with this chick and missed the opportunity I had a while back. Probably will never happen.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:24 AM   #40192
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I use imagination all the time. Its the way to go.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:27 AM   #40193
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I ain't hot or anything but I get hollered at by chicks consistently when I go running with my shirt off. Feels good bro. I've basically taken way too long to make a move with this chick and missed the opportunity I had a while back. Probably will never happen.

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Where Don doe?
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:29 AM   #40195
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I use imagination all the time. Its the way to go.

Sometimes you have to. I've jerked off at work before in the bathroom. Sometimes I think it will make you more productive when you're working with crazy hot chicks, doing stuff like bending over on a coworkers desk or something.

In boot camp, I went to Navy Seal training on a Sunday so there was no one there. I ended up stealing Maxims and shit and selling them for like $30 each. That's how desperate people in boot camp get.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:38 AM   #40196
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Sometimes you have to. I've jerked off at work before in the bathroom. Sometimes I think it will make you more productive when you're working with crazy hot chicks, doing stuff like bending over on a coworkers desk or something.

In boot camp, I went to Navy Seal training on a Sunday so there was no one there. I ended up stealing Maxims and shit and selling them for like $30 each. That's how desperate people in boot camp get.
Dont think I could ever fap at work lol. If you get caught somehow youre ****ed.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:42 AM   #40197
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I have seen Shannon's picture before. That guy is hot as fuck. If I were a girl, I'd let him hit it.

The pic you've seen is really old now.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:45 AM   #40198
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Dont think I could ever fap at work lol. If you get caught somehow youre ****ed.

Pretty much no way to get caught in a stall. You can even use your phone. Pro tip though; make sure you mute the volume first because if your phone starts blaring the sounds of some chick getting annihilated in a quiet environment it might be a little tough to explain away.

But yeah sometimes I just can't focus and I gotta get it out of my system.
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Old 10-17-2013, 02:47 AM   #40199
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Where Don doe?

I'm working Randy I'm working. Hard to believe I know

how was Boston??
did you pipe some Boston chick?
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I have been getting paid for jerking off at work probably hundreds of times. Usually doesn't take long. And it's always just prompted by something like being asked to help someone fix their computer then as I walk to their desk I see one of the more attractive chicks leaning over on a coworkers desk wearing tight pants. Then I can't focus on shit very well.

I think it might be better to spend 5 to 10 minutes fapping(sometimes less, sometimes more...which is tough to explain where you were) and become focused and productive again than spend hours with your mind constantly wandering off.
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