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Old 08-24-2013, 06:54 PM   #7501
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Ladies men of the BTE, how do I go about courting a dame I haven't seen or spoken to in 5 years?
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:54 PM   #7502
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what's wrong with me?

Unless you've trained in some form of fighting I doubt you smack around a 30ish year old dude who's probably been in quite a few fights.
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:55 PM   #7503
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They'd probably just watch a movie.

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Old 08-24-2013, 06:56 PM   #7504
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Lebron23 vs Scott Baker

Hmmmmmm... Scott Baker is a lot of talk, but he acquaintance rapes people. LeBron23 probably molests children.

I'd go with Scott because he messes with people his own size more often.
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:57 PM   #7505
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i've got training from carlos boozer

So you're going to scream a lot and sharpie your hairline?
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never underestimate a drunken irish in a fight
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Old 08-24-2013, 06:58 PM   #7507
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Whip it out.

Seriously.
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:00 PM   #7508
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Ladies men of the BTE, how do I go about courting a dame I haven't seen or spoken to in 5 years?

Well I'm going to be trying to do roughly the same thing. So we should compare notes.

I opened up a line of communication via texting. A couple weeks later I used info that I had to remember her bday and send a happy bday text and claim I got her something.

She dropped info about being single without me axing.

In a few days I'm going to try and make plans with her. Then attempt a bit of wooing.
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the poster, not the player.

I think my last post still stands.
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:04 PM   #7510
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Well I'm going to be trying to do roughly the same thing. So we should compare notes.

I opened up a line of communication via texting. A couple weeks later I used info that I had to remember her bday and send a happy bday text and claim I got her something.

She dropped info about being single without me axing.

In a few days I'm going to try and make plans with her. Then attempt a bit of wooing.

I don't have her number, but I do have her facebook which I don't use and her instagram which I also don't use. Considering using instagram as gay as that is. Also I remember little to nothing about her or our relationship.
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:08 PM   #7511
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Has anyone watched Now You See Me? If so, what did you think?
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:09 PM   #7512
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Ill just headbutt boozehound with my sharpie covered head and the amount of chemicals will get him high. Easy from there on out.

You'd have to make sure it's a highly toxic marker then.
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:12 PM   #7513
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I don't have her number, but I do have her facebook which I don't use and her instagram which I also don't use. Considering using instagram as gay as that is. Also I remember little to nothing about her or our relationship.

That's much tougher then. Why do you want to try and bang her? Did you run into her or something to stir that up?

Facebook might be a little too direct since bitches get guys messaging them all the time. I don't know much about instagram but that could let you subtly break the ice again, then direct the convo to texting/facebook.
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Has anyone watched Now You See Me? If so, what did you think?

I wouldn't watch that movie with a ten foot dick, which I have.
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Old 08-24-2013, 07:14 PM   #7515
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That's much tougher then. Why do you want to try and bang her? Did you run into her or something to stir that up?

Facebook might be a little too direct since bitches get guys messaging them all the time. I don't know much about instagram but that could let you subtly break the ice again, then direct the convo to texting/facebook.

I should have hit way back when and something just got me thinking about it again. She followed me on instagram despite having no pics and her not following everybody who follows her which I think is interesting.

Yeah, but I have to start using it.

I hate social networking almost as much as I hate real networking.
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