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Old 07-16-2013, 04:19 AM   #106
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I love these NBA late night talks.

We should do another one of these elite XX like we did with defenders.

Hmm best floppers?
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:29 AM   #107
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:33 AM   #108
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We should do another one of these elite XX like we did with defenders.

Hmm best floppers?

Harden had a GOAT season this past year in terms of flopping greatness. The genius part of his game is the fact he is actually deadly going to the basket, so the refs usually give him the benefit of the doubt even if he literally throws himself at his defenders with no shame. His moves include...

"The Bait" - raising the ball high when coming off a 2 step and tricking his defenders into leaning in and reaching for the ball, and just as they are about to touch the ball he swiftly changes direction and "slaps" his arms into his opponents, usually getting a foul call and a trip to the line.

"The Matador" - Harden fiercely drives to the basket and waits for the help defense to collapse, as he sees the defender approaching him James leans to the side and makes sure to graze him while attempting a layup that has no way to go in, from the refs angle it looks like a blocking foul and so they call it.

"The Juggernaut" - When his other tricks are locked down by the dirty refs, Harden pulls out his deadliest go to move. The Juggernaut is feared by the whole league, with no regard for human life Harden charges in face first into the whole team no matter how many of them are collapsing him, as they approach and attempt to stop his godly penetration James gathers the strength within his beard and unleashes a frontal dive that would make Spartans proud. He bends his knees, readies his feet and THROWS himself into the front lines. Smashing his head and body into the 1st player that he comes into contact with. Said player most likely has a broken neck, spine and a concussion but Harden Leonidas remains unharmed and unfazed. The officials see the fury in his sees and have no choice but to call a foul on the defender.

All of his skills are both vicious and effective. But their only downfall is the fact that in the playoffs he faces battle hardened veteran referees that are not easily fooled or manipulated by such black magic. Not even Harden's league of strippers is able to influence the fruitless officials that have lost their ability to procreate decades ago.
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Actually you #1.
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Harden had a GOAT season this past year in terms of flopping greatness. The genius part of his game is the fact he is actually deadly going to the basket, so the refs usually give him the benefit of the doubt even if he literally throws himself at his defenders with no shame. His moves include...

"The Bait" - raising the ball high when coming off a 2 step and tricking his defenders into leaning in and reaching for the ball, and just as they are about to touch the ball he swiftly changes direction and "slaps" his arms into his opponents, usually getting a foul call and a trip to the line.

"The Matador" - Harden fiercely drives to the basket and waits for the help defense to collapse, as he sees the defender approaching him James leans to the side and makes sure to graze him while attempting a layup that has no way to go in, from the refs angle it looks like a blocking foul and so they call it.

"The Juggernaut" - When his other tricks are locked down by the dirty refs, Harden pulls out his deadliest go to move. The Juggernaut is feared by the whole league, with no regard for human life Harden charges in face first into the whole team no matter how many of them are collapsing him, as they approach and attempt to stop his godly penetration James gathers the strength within his beard and unleashes a frontal dive that would make Spartans proud. He bends his knees, readies his feet and THROWS himself into the front lines. Smashing his head and body into the 1st player that he comes into contact with. Said player most likely has a broken neck, spine and a concussion but Harden Leonidas remains unharmed and unfazed. The officials see the fury in his sees and have no choice but to call a foul on the defender.

All of his skills are both vicious and effective. But their only downfall is the fact that in the playoffs he faces battle hardened veteran referees that are not easily fooled or manipulated by such black magic. Not even Harden's league of strippers is able to influence the fruitless officials that have lost their ability to procreate decades ago.

I applaud this very good analysis. It is a though battle between him, Manu and Mr James.
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I'm against the exclamation points in the thread title.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:30 AM   #113
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I'm against the exclamation points in the thread title.

I was reading the newspaper on way to work and I read that a man stalked a women to her home and put his dick in the mailbox (some apartments have mailboxes on the door so you open it and drop the mail in the door.)

So why didn't you visit me when you were in Sweden you asshole?
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:55 AM   #114
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**** I'm too busy


@shade: no

@delete: sorry bro. i had to spread love all day
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Is that how people show their love for one another over there? They just mail them their *****?

They don't do that in Ireland? hmm weird everyone does it here

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**** I'm too busy


@shade: no

@delete: sorry bro. i had to spread love all day

Well next time you'll at least say you are in Sweden, not cool bro.

My boss just gave me mah money for this month Standard is 25th every month but I got to roll deep during my vaccation.

I am going shopping after work, alone so I don't get distracted by other. I am gonna blow at least 500 dollars today.

Hmm I have to start plan the places to visit. I'm thinking MQ first. Ohh I know I will check out some online stores, very excited.
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I'm probably one of the few BTErs who remembers floppy disks and used them before.



I'm pretty sure every single person who is over 20 years old has used a floppy disk.
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Old 07-16-2013, 12:21 PM   #118
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I thought it died by the early 2000's when flashdrives became popular.

At what age were you allowed to use floppy disk?

Around here, I started using them around grade 2, which I was 8 years old. That means if it ended early 2000, say 2002, the last kid to use it at school would be 18 years old right now. So if it was 2000 by the earliest, those kids would be 20.

I remember the last time I used them was in high school grade 9. When my teacher gave me the disk to save my doc, I freaked the f*ck out. (We weren't allowed to save stuff on the computer).
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I'm against the exclamation points in the thread title.
It was how the original was.Also the original didnt have "BTE:" in front of it.I combined them both.
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gotta start getting ready for work
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