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Old 04-05-2014, 09:43 PM   #142261
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Yeah, for my shit I kind of have to be fun. I didn't realize how morbid I was until I started writing jokes.

I think I'm just gonna sign up and do it. I'm worried that if I bomb it's going to completely discourage me and I'll never want to try it again.

Yeah just do it. One of two things will happen regardless of the response:

1. You know you want to do it more and get better.
2. You never want to do it again.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:46 PM   #142262
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People parachuting from planes to fight Godzilla just seems so stupid
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:47 PM   #142263
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I was kind of working on this recently.

People think porn is misogynistic, and blatantly taking advantage of women. If that's true then why do guys only get 5% of the screen time, and only get paid 10% of what women make? If anything it's taking advantage of men.

See what I did there?! I turned it around!
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:49 PM   #142264
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I was kind of working on this recently.

People think porn is misogynistic, and blatantly taking advantage of women. If that's true then why do guys only get 5% of the screen time, and only get paid 10% of what women make? If anything it's taking advantage of men.

See what I did there?! I turned it around!
Good point.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:50 PM   #142265
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Feminists think women are so hard done by, I would like to see them round up the girls too fight a war. Girls could never wear the same outfit (khaki)
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:51 PM   #142266
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Rose, I probably asked you before but do you like sketch comedy?


Also did you watch more American Gothic?
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:52 PM   #142267
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Yeah just do it. One of two things will happen regardless of the response:

1. You know you want to do it more and get better.
2. You never want to do it again.

I'm drunk, but you're right. I don't know if I should sign up right now or if I should wait until the morning.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:53 PM   #142268
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Is this the biggest BTE ever?
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:53 PM   #142269
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I'm drunk, but you're right. I don't know if I should sign up right now or if I should wait until the morning.
Sign up now while your inhibitions are lower
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:54 PM   #142270
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Interesting fact:
Women make 95.8% of what men make, not the 77% that gets thrown around all the time.
Welcome to like last year when I told BTE about this.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:54 PM   #142271
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man i love psychological thrillers
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:54 PM   #142272
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I'm drunk, but you're right. I don't know if I should sign up right now or if I should wait until the morning.

Just sign up now. The only reason I started getting my shit together was because I booked a show with the indie movie I worked on to open for it. I knew there'd be a ton of people there and depending on me. So I forced myself.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:54 PM   #142273
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Sign up now while your inhibitions are lower

Yeah, but they'll be higher when I'm sober and it's time to do it.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:55 PM   #142274
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I signed up for one a few weeks ago but it they emailed me that it was full.
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:56 PM   #142275
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Rose, I probably asked you before but do you like sketch comedy?


Also did you watch more American Gothic?
I'm a pretty big fan of sketch comedy. Why? got a recommendation?

Not yet. I was going to today, but felt inspired so I did my paper instead.
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