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Old 04-15-2014, 11:33 PM   #149056
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actually i'll be happy for the rockets if they win. keep the trophy in texas better them than miami or okc
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:36 PM   #149057
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I predicted a bunch of their punchlines, and I've only been writing jokes for a few months. Seeing that stuff is actually kind of sad.

Dude, the first live standup I ever saw was some touring guy around New England. I don't even remember his name. I was in 6th grade and got a ticket from a friend's mom. I called so many of his jokes, and when he tried to do crowdwork looking for a wrong answer that would lead him to his punchline, I just said the answer he was looking for. He was like, "Uh yeah, exactly."

I WAS 12!!!!!
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:38 PM   #149058
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at least blake gets rest tomorrow
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:38 PM   #149059
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Dude, the first live standup I ever saw was some touring guy around New England. I don't even remember his name. I was in 6th grade and got a ticket from a friend's mom. I called so many of his jokes, and when he tried to do crowdwork looking for a wrong answer that would lead him to his punchline, I just said the answer he was looking for. He was like, "Uh yeah, exactly."

I WAS 12!!!!!

I don't get it. Who's telling these people they're funny?
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:43 PM   #149060
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Rose, you know Jonah from VEEP? Turns out the actor that plays him grew up about 12 miles away from me. The f*ck?
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:44 PM   #149061
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I don't get it. Who's telling these people they're funny?

I don't have a clue. Family and friends that are humoring them?

You should go up after that shoe girl and ask on stage if she buys new shoes for that joke every week. Call her out on stage. It'd be hilarious.
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:46 PM   #149062
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:48 PM   #149063
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:54 PM   #149064
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hey boo your avatar is kind of creepy
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Old 04-15-2014, 11:58 PM   #149065
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:03 AM   #149066
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Sony gods mad tonight.
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no it's not. i just looked outside
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:53 AM   #149070
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why is there more jazz fans in the bte than any other team? (raptors dont count, canada)that doesnt even make sense
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