What a beautiful day for thou it's almost night
Airplanes fly ducks or is that a riddle hidden beneath my sweater?
18 wheels roll on a highway of conditional love
It ran over my purple fanny pack, I was livid to say the least
It had dope, coke needles and pictures of my folks
I miss them so much I blow a kiss into the wind
Then a truck driver picks me up and I blow him for ten
We stopped at a cafe on the side of the road
We chatted about the Illuminati, amusement parks and Battletoads
When we arrived in Utah I slit his throat with a knife
I didn't give a fuc
k, that could be said to suffice
The wheels eventually came to a smooth gentle stop
I just sat there for a minute, reflecting and whatnot
Lit some pot hopped out and started walking towards West
Probably won't be another vehicle for miles and you know the desert it's a test
One hour passed, two hours, then three - and not a single soul in sight
So I sat under a tree decided to call it a night
It must have been Christmas ' cause I swear Santa done came!
There I was happy as can be with a needle in my vein
I looked up and there he was was a shotty in my face
He said "Josh you've been a bad boy now it's time you leave this place, bitch"