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Old 08-30-2013, 07:01 AM   #1
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Default Man I date girls like Miley Cyrus on the regular. What can she do for me? Ballin yo

That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:16 AM   #2
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That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:18 AM   #3
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:20 AM   #4
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It's really a compliment. Girls want to f*ck me while they want to be friends with you. Do you know how much guys like me wish they are in your position? I would love to talk to girls on the phone all day long, go shopping together, and be a shoulder to cry on. I think it's a lot more interesting than blowing a huge wad of jizzz in their face. You have something I don't; I envy boys like you.
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:29 AM   #5
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Lel, sh*t thread.
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:58 AM   #6
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Seriously though can you stop with the pathetically desperate cries for attention? Nobody likes you or values your presence on this forum. Your blatant trolling and attention-seeking rivals 9erempire for most pitiful attempts at validation I have ever seen on the internet, and that's saying something. If you hung yourself now, your name would never be mentioned again on this forum, unless the discussion was "biggest faggots of all time". So do us all a favor and gtfo
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Old 08-30-2013, 10:17 AM   #7
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Yeah, conspiracy theorists on their first job at McDonalds who spend all day trolling on the net are just chick magnets.
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:18 PM   #8
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I really will never understand the motivation of trolling like this. I'd like to ask you why you make threads like this, but I know I wouldn't be able to get a legitimate answer.
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Old 08-30-2013, 01:31 PM   #9
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Cat's be acting like they internet superstars in here.

I haven't seen many threads here titled "I ran in to (insert celeb chick) today, I turned that bish down!" Than they proceed to type "Man, I get ladies hotter than her on the regular, what can a celeb chick do for me. Man, I got hoes for every day of the week. Ballin'!"

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Old 08-30-2013, 01:53 PM   #10
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That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.

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Old 08-30-2013, 03:19 PM   #11
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So you date toothpick girls with no talent, shaved heads, annoying personalities and bodies like 14 year olds who lack the fame/money of the real Miley? Congrats I guess
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Old 08-30-2013, 03:21 PM   #12
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That's my problem. I'm too good looking. There is no challenge. Guys like Jameer make me jealous. Why? Because if a girl likes him, you know for a fact she will like him for who he is and not just another piece of meat. I'm sick and tired of having a pristine face, a nice chiseled body, and an a*s that would make the macho man come out of the closet. Being too damn looking is a curse! I wish people will like me for me.
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Old 08-30-2013, 03:25 PM   #13
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didnt this guy make a thread complaining about how his gf put on weight and was 200 lbs now?
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:00 PM   #14
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I thought your girlfriend was fat as phuck
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:14 PM   #15
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didnt this guy make a thread complaining about how his gf put on weight and was 200 lbs now?
When you are imaginary you can put weight on and off quickly.
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