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Old 09-07-2013, 11:25 AM   #1
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Default Deadspin "Why your team sucks" NFL preview

Dunno if anyone has kept up with these, but many of them are pretty funny.

http://deadspin.com/the-complete-why...ive-1264117741
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Old 09-07-2013, 06:18 PM   #2
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The Browns one was obviously particularly brutal, but it's hard for me to disagree. It also led me to a completely insane recount by a player on the Mangini-led Browns about his insane coaching techniques.

Not the most encouraging read the day before the season starts.
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:02 PM   #3
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Positive on Giants

"Out of the four teams in this division, the Giants are least likely to do anything aggressively stupid, like shout out racial epithets at a country music concert, or send RGIII out onto the field to die, or employ Tony Romo."
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:10 PM   #4
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The Browns are so colossally ****ed up that they stand as a monument to more than just football incompetence. They are a living allegory of EVERYTHING WRONG WITH AMERICA.

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Old 09-07-2013, 08:08 PM   #5
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Your team: Philadelphia Eagles

Your 2012 record: 4-12. DING DONG THE ANDY REID IS DEAD! One loss for each day of the 12 days of Christmas! It's a little Eagles fan miracle. Never has a fanbase been so relieved to go 4-12. The average Philadelphia fan will happily endure months of misery and suffering if it means someone they despise will eventually lose their job. I imagine city organizers are diligently planning the parade route for three years from now when Chip Kelly is run out of town.

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Old 09-07-2013, 09:59 PM   #6
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OP, we both know the Bungals carry the "suck" tag just about as consecutively as any other typical known loser franchise in this league the past 15 years or so, but for the first time in only God knows how many years, we're talented enough on both sides of the ball to actually make a run at the Superbowl, and perhaps maybe even win it this time, yes, even against the same team that r-aped us the past and only two times we've made the "big one." On paper, we're good enough. Can't really argue against that.
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