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Old 09-20-2013, 09:01 AM   #1
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Default I got a date this weekend homies.

After having my girlfriend leave me for someone else at the end of the Summer, and being a big bitch about it, I decided to get over myself.

I worked my rusty magic on a nice broad in my classes and now I'm back in the game I feel like Hugh Heffner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvX_5ym_ajI
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Old 09-20-2013, 09:35 AM   #2
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

Good. Now get her to send you cvnt shots and post them here.
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Old 09-20-2013, 12:43 PM   #3
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Good. Now get her to send you cvnt shots and post them here.

A gentleman never kiss and tells.
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Old 09-20-2013, 02:27 PM   #4
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

Make sure he treats you well.
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Old 09-20-2013, 02:29 PM   #5
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Make sure he treats you well.

I hope so, I get nervous around boys.
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Old 09-20-2013, 02:31 PM   #6
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

We all know you don't have a date. Shut up
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Old 09-20-2013, 02:35 PM   #7
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

Good for you Shaqtus. Must feel good gettin back in the game.....exciting I suppose.
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Old 09-20-2013, 03:56 PM   #8
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

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We all know you don't have a date. Shut up

I know you're proud homes
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Old 09-20-2013, 04:19 PM   #9
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

Ah YEAH!! back in the game

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Old 09-20-2013, 04:26 PM   #10
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A gentleman never kiss and tells.

I don't want you to tell me anything, I just wanna see pictures of her cvnt.
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Old 09-20-2013, 04:45 PM   #11
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Default Re: I got a date this weekend homies.

Good for you man. First dates are awesome. Always some butterflies and nerves but that just makes it more exciting. Best case scenario is that you have great chemistry and have an awesome date. Worst case is that it is weird and you have a funny story to tell to your friends.
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:02 PM   #12
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Good for you man. First dates are awesome. Always some butterflies and nerves but that just makes it more exciting. Best case scenario is that you have great chemistry and have an awesome date. Worst case is that it is weird and you have a funny story to tell to your friends.

Yeah I'm pretty nervous, but I know it'll be fun, we've been texting a lot and we get along really well so I think it'll go well.

But like you said if it doesn't it's a funny story for the future
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:03 PM   #13
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Yeah I'm pretty nervous, but I know it'll be fun, we've been texting a lot and we get along really well so I think it'll go well.

But like you said if it doesn't it's a funny story for the future

You have the right attitude homie. Get on it like that and you can't lose.

And you won't lose.
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:10 PM   #14
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You have the right attitude homie. Get on it like that and you can't lose.

And you won't lose.

Preciate' it
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:19 PM   #15
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Good for you man. First dates are awesome. Always some butterflies and nerves but that just makes it more exciting. Best case scenario is that you have great chemistry and have an awesome date. Worst case is that it is weird and you have a funny story to tell to your friends.



Worst case: OP leans in for a kiss prematurely ejaculates and stumbles into traffic, lives and has the EMT's tell his family he came in his pants. OP is then euthanized by his shamed family.

Best case: OP falls madly in love with this girl, marries her, spends many blissful years together until one of them dies.
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