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Old 11-16-2013, 10:12 PM   #1
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I don't really talk to girls online so it's a huge grey area for me. I dont even like texting them, its anoying. I prefer the old fashioned way, face to face or call her to invite.

Anyhow, theres this chick on instagram I want to holler at, we have a couple friends in common but they arent friends that I would ask for the hook up, so essentially I have no connect to her. I met her once at a party but it was too quick to make convo - she was on her way out w/ her bro and I had just arrived trying to settle in.

Am I sht out of luck? I don't comment on her pics since I dont know her well. At the party she was definitely eyeing me though, I moved around and she kept eye contact until I finally . approached her. She's fine too

Help highwhey figure out a strategy, im tired of taking out butterfaces
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:17 PM   #2
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Can you like pics on instragram? I don't have one so I don't know. If you can just like a pic of her she posts, in return she'll probably like one of yours. Then maybe leave a comment on one of hers, nothing creepy though choose your words carefully.

Other than that you're probably beat unless she definitely wants you until you see her in person. Hollain at bishes online can get tricky. Facebook is much better for it. You don't wana come on too strong and have her think your a creep, but you def wana let her know your interested. But if you have the opportunity to see her in person again then just like every 3rd pic and holla when you see her
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:36 PM   #3
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Can you like pics on instragram? I don't have one so I don't know. If you can just like a pic of her she posts, in return she'll probably like one of yours. Then maybe leave a comment on one of hers, nothing creepy though choose your words carefully.

Other than that you're probably beat unless she definitely wants you until you see her in person. Hollain at bishes online can get tricky. Facebook is much better for it. You don't wana come on too strong and have her think your a creep, but you def wana let her know your interested. But if you have the opportunity to see her in person again then just like every 3rd pic and holla when you see her
Yeah I've liked a couple of her pics. She likes mines too. I commented once only, some concert pic she posted. She replied but i stopped there since I noticed other dudes commenting on her pics constantly. I def dont want to come off as a creep so I play it safe.

Ive asked around to a couple of my friends, but other than extended connections, no one knows her (she lives in diff part of town)

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Old 11-16-2013, 10:37 PM   #4
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Default Re: how can I approach this chick

Stalk her online until she gives away where she is or where she's going. Get to that location while she is still there, but don't approach her! Make sure she catches a glimpse of your and then dissapear.

Then show up at her house in the middle of the night looking through her window. Don't get caught! All you want is for her to know your (a person, not you) presence was there. Tap her window after leaving fap stains on the wall, or something.

Rinse and repeat for a couple weeks. At the end of two weeks, approach her with the "Hey, do I know you? Didn't we meet at...". Make sure it's brief. Go off the grid for a while.

Wait until she gets into a relationship with someone. Give it about a week and then murder him.

Wait until his funeral, run into her again, and work your game.


You're welcome in advance. Also, pics?
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:43 PM   #5
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Stalk her online until she gives away where she is or where she's going. Get to that location while she is still there, but don't approach her! Make sure she catches a glimpse of your and then dissapear.

Then show up at her house in the middle of the night looking through her window. Don't get caught! All you want is for her to know your (a person, not you) presence was there. Tap her window after leaving fap stains on the wall, or something.

Rinse and repeat for a couple weeks. At the end of two weeks, approach her with the "Hey, do I know you? Didn't we meet at...". Make sure it's brief. Go off the grid for a while.

Wait until she gets into a relationship with someone. Give it about a week and then murder him.

Wait until his funeral, run into her again, and work your game.


You're welcome in advance. Also, pics?

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OP, just tell her:
"Your name can start with A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, but all you want is the D."
Trust me. Panties drop when I tell women that.

Mostly because I am raping them.
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:45 PM   #6
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Instagram pictures of your penis and tag her in it. Be upfront, women like confidence.
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:54 PM   #7
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Instagram pictures of your penis and tag her in it. Be upfront, women like confidence.
This. If you succeed, the advice came crom ISH. If you fail, staright to the beta thread. Win-Win for us.
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Old 11-16-2013, 10:57 PM   #8
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Default Re: how can I approach this chick

Find a picture of hers that you can comment on in a way that creates a conversation. After a while ask for a number to call/text, then if all goes well suggest meeting up in real life.

If you are comfortable talking face to face, online communication is even easier. Eg. You have more time to think of something witty, etc.
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Old 11-16-2013, 11:03 PM   #9
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Just be a man and holla at her... FVCK it all she can do is say no... And publicly humiliate you and turn you into a laughing stock amongst your closest friend and family... What do you have to lose
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Old 11-16-2013, 11:06 PM   #10
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Link us to her instagram and we'll all tell her how cool and handsome you are.
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Old 11-16-2013, 11:15 PM   #11
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Find a picture of hers that you can comment on in a way that creates a conversation. After a while ask for a number to call/text, then if all goes well suggest meeting up in real life.

If you are comfortable talking face to face, online communication is even easier. Eg. You have more time to think of something witty, etc.
going to have to wait until she posts another tbt of that concert. Since I went to that concert too I could have sparked something.

The more I think about this, the more I begin to assimilate myself to a stalker...much like the ones you guys are joking about. I'll probably just leave it alone and hope I run into her again.
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Old 11-17-2013, 01:21 AM   #12
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Stalk her online until she gives away where she is or where she's going. Get to that location while she is still there, but don't approach her! Make sure she catches a glimpse of your and then dissapear.

Then show up at her house in the middle of the night looking through her window. Don't get caught! All you want is for her to know your (a person, not you) presence was there. Tap her window after leaving fap stains on the wall, or something.

Rinse and repeat for a couple weeks. At the end of two weeks, approach her with the "Hey, do I know you? Didn't we meet at...". Make sure it's brief. Go off the grid for a while.

Wait until she gets into a relationship with someone. Give it about a week and then murder him.

Wait until his funeral, run into her again, and work your game.


You're welcome in advance. Also, pics?


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Old 11-17-2013, 01:25 AM   #13
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Old 11-17-2013, 05:56 AM   #14
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Default Re: how can I approach this chick

just keep liking pics she post and when she likes back your pics, post a smiley or something. if she initiates a convo, go from there.

also, where the fk are the pics?
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