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Old 01-20-2014, 01:14 AM   #1
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Default Ever had phone sex?

So I watched "Her" today, and in a very early scene(so it isn't a spoiler) he finds a random chick online and they do pretty much just that. Now, I know not a whole lot of people can probably understand phone sex.

There's always a trigger. You're on the phone, and talking about how much you miss one another, it gets emotional, then she says something like "If I were with you right now...what would you do?"

During phone sex you gotta describe what you imagine you're doing to the other person in you're imaginary scenario. And vice-versa. I usually would start things off slow. Maybe you tell her she had just gotten home from work, and it was a rough day. She's in a rough spot. So you go to comfort her. Hold her. You caress her. The next thing you know your hands are running across each other's bodies. Then it escalates from there.

I've done it with two chicks. You know, I gotta go out of town, out of country or something. We'd get really graphic with it too. These chicks were really into it too. They'd put the phone down next to their...you know, so I could hear how wet they were. A barrage of squish squish squish sounds with moaning in the background.

The only problem I ever really had with it, is with both of them I was always in the driver seat. Every now and then if I asked they'd build upon the fantasy I already constructed. But usually they'd be like "keep going, tell me more." It can be a little tougher to fap while you're constructing this elaborate fantasy on the fly.

But hearing a chick you know and care for getting her rocks off based on a fiction you're creating...yeah, it can be hot.

I've had webcam sex too. It's different because when you can see each other it's hard to imagine these fictitious scenarios. The upside to that is you have visual and auditory stimulation. You can ask each other to do things. Like have her bend over naked on the edge of her bed.

Well, this is embarrassing, but I doubt I'm the only one.

Aaaaaanyway...in the movie he's having phone sex and the chick asks him to choke her with a dead cat.
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:18 AM   #2
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:29 AM   #3
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I had phone sex a long ass time ago and I guess it was cool at the time. I think it has to be someone you're comfortable with because it's kinda silly if you think about it. Maybe embarrassing is a better word for it.

I've had webcam sex several times and I really enjoyed that. It was mostly with women I just met online and it was super fun. Nothing like the real thing, but you take what you can get when the chick is 14 hours away.

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Old 01-20-2014, 01:41 AM   #5
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:48 AM   #6
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Never really could get into it.
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Old 01-20-2014, 01:50 AM   #7
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Pretty sure 90% of Isher's haven't had sex period...
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Default Re: Ever had phone sex?

Yea, not for years though. Some chick tried to do it with me a month or two ago and I told her I'd rather have the real thing. She got real mad that I didn't want to do it with her

Shit is boring as fcuk. I'd rather jerk off to porn instead.
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Yes it does.

I never really thought about the aspect of phone sex Shannon didn't know it was that... awesome i guess?
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Old 01-20-2014, 02:21 AM   #10
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Yes it does.

I never really thought about the aspect of phone sex Shannon didn't know it was that... awesome i guess?

Well...it's a substitute I suppose. If you're separated for a bit, and loyal to each other, and you still talk. You still have that attraction. Everyone *********es at some point. If there is a passion that exists between the two of you and there's no other recourse, then yeah...it can be pretty awesome.

Hearing your girlfriend explode, and drop an orgasm bomb on you...yeah, it's hot. Nothing quite like hearing your girl losing her shit while also hearing the sounds of her...down there.

I'm not saying try it. I've just been in circumstances where it happened.
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nope never really seen the point.
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Tried having phone sex once before but I couldn't get the phone to fit.
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What about missing calls during the fun? Did you remember to set it to vibrate before shoving it up your ass?
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tried it once, got her pregnant.
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