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Old 02-21-2014, 04:26 PM   #1
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Default If this happened what would you do?

You meet the girl of your dreams, your 10/10 in looks and personality, a girl of the kind that only comes along once in a lifetime, and you get married and life is amazing. One night she tells you she has a secret. She used to be a dude, and she had surgery to remove her *****. But there has been a mutation and her ***** is growing back. What would you do?
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Old 02-21-2014, 04:27 PM   #2
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You meet the girl of your dreams, your 10/10 in looks and personality, a girl of the kind that only comes along once in a lifetime, and you get married and life is amazing. One night she tells you she has a secret. She used to be a dude, and she had surgery to remove her *****. But there has been a mutation and her ***** is growing back. What would you do?

divorce, not into dudes. Plus (s)he kept that a secret until it couldnt be kept anymore. What more lies could (s)he be hiding?

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Old 02-21-2014, 05:07 PM   #3
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Probably cry.
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:16 PM   #4
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How big is it going to be?
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:17 PM   #5
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give her the bj of her life
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:29 PM   #6
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wait, so her d*ck is growing from her vag*na, meaning now i can only f*ck her asshole?
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:36 PM   #7
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I would be more surprised by his dick growing back.
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Old 02-21-2014, 05:37 PM   #8
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divorce, not into dudes. Plus (s)he kept that a secret until it couldnt be kept anymore. What more lies could (s)he be hiding?


This. He lied to you and that's a big lie.

Would you tell your friends what happened? I don't think I would
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Old 02-21-2014, 06:31 PM   #9
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You meet the girl of your dreams, your 10/10 in looks and personality, a girl of the kind that only comes along once in a lifetime, and you get married and life is amazing. One night she tells you she has a secret. She used to be a dude, and she had surgery to remove her *****. But there has been a mutation and her ***** is growing back. What would you do?


yeah that's a deal breaker
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Old 02-21-2014, 07:12 PM   #10
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10/10 and she used to be a dude? yeah right
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Old 02-21-2014, 07:51 PM   #11
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You meet the girl of your dreams, your 10/10 in looks and personality, a girl of the kind that only comes along once in a lifetime, and you get married and life is amazing. One night she tells you she has a secret. She used to be a dude, and she had surgery to remove her *****. But there has been a mutation and her ***** is growing back. What would you do?
Mutation or no mutation, divorce... I want to spread my seed which is impossible with another dude, and the thought of hooking up with someone that used to be a dude alone would infuriate and disgust me to cut all ties right then and there.
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Old 02-21-2014, 08:10 PM   #12
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So I'd be with an X-Man whose ability is to grow *****? AWESOME!
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Old 02-22-2014, 10:01 AM   #13
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take her/him back to the doctor to cut out the dick permanently and restore the ******.
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