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Old 02-23-2014, 03:52 AM   #1
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Default When whashing your anus in the shower, how far do you go?

I just run some bar soap up and down my crack a few times, rinse it off and call it good. Don't be embarrassed! What's your technique? Do you lufa? do you get your whole fist in there?
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:40 AM   #2
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no more than the first knuckle.
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:47 AM   #3
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toilet plunger
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Old 02-23-2014, 05:06 AM   #4
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Your moms tongue has been working pretty well for me.
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Old 02-23-2014, 05:29 AM   #5
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Default Re: When whashing your anus in the shower, how far do you go?

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i finger my anus

feels good

me too, and then i start making those Big Macīs and fries my loyal customers are waiting for
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Old 02-23-2014, 07:35 AM   #6
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Your moms tongue has been working pretty well for me.

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Old 02-23-2014, 07:36 AM   #7
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Wait, you guys don't keep a squirt gun in the shower?
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Old 02-23-2014, 08:11 AM   #8
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Your moms tongue has been working pretty well for me.

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Old 02-23-2014, 12:33 PM   #9
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2 year ago i meet durant undercover as okc fan to get hes autograph to durant jersey and i use hes jersey to wash my ass holes evertime i have shower and i shove to it deep in there and if i see okc fan i say to him i stick durant autographs up my ass holes you beta loser
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:35 PM   #10
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:44 PM   #11
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i bring a hose in the shower with me and start spraying away


too much hair for scrubbing alone
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Old 02-23-2014, 01:52 PM   #12
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I go all way, baby. The big E.

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Old 02-23-2014, 01:53 PM   #13
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I go as deep as I can to get those really hard spots.
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Old 02-23-2014, 01:55 PM   #14
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Default Re: When whashing your anus in the shower, how far do you go?

In all honesty I stick with rubbing the soap on the outside... I don't see any reason to further it's just going to get dirty again in the not too near distant future. No reason to give myself a colonoscopy.

Unless you really like rim jobs... it's not something you really need to clean super detailed.
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Old 02-23-2014, 02:01 PM   #15
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2 year ago i meet durant undercover as okc fan to get hes autograph to durant jersey and i use hes jersey to wash my ass holes evertime i have shower and i shove to it deep in there and if i see okc fan i say to him i stick durant autographs up my ass holes you beta loser
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