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Old 03-14-2008, 07:23 PM   #1
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I am visiting my cousin next week and he is anxious to see my evolvement from poser to bonafide thug. Just think, if not for him I would still be in prep school but now I run the streets and deal drugz with my boyz. We earn upwords of 2000 per week slingin the stuff, dats more than enough to play for our sweet pad.

But my friendz still clown me for not possessing enough of that thug swagger, so I need to atone for this. What are some etrememly gangsta looks? I was thinking about maybe sticking my neck out, pressing my lips together, and squinting my eyez. And should I grab my ballz when I walk in public? Also maybe I should keep a sawed off broomstick under my **** so everyone knows I have a gat? When I deal drugz, I just rely on my boyz if there is a confrontation, now I gott be hard and bad. If my cousin iz impressed he may let me join his gang.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:29 PM   #2
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how bout you stop dealin drugs and go back to school? and get a real job that wont get you thrown into jail or killed.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:32 PM   #3
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good to have you back...it has been a while since you have made one of these threads...



I would love to know your alias...
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:37 PM   #4
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I am visiting my cousin next week and he is anxious to see my evolvement from poser to bonafide thug. Just think, if not for him I would still be in prep school but now I run the streets and deal drugz with my boyz. We earn upwords of 2000 per week slingin the stuff, dats more than enough to play for our sweet pad.

But my friendz still clown me for not possessing enough of that thug swagger, so I need to atone for this. What are some etrememly gangsta looks? I was thinking about maybe sticking my neck out, pressing my lips together, and squinting my eyez. And should I grab my ballz when I walk in public? Also maybe I should keep a sawed off broomstick under my **** so everyone knows I have a gat? When I deal drugz, I just rely on my boyz if there is a confrontation, now I gott be hard and bad. If my cousin iz impressed he may let me join his gang.


So you want to look, and act like a thug? Okay....Sag your pants, buy a red rag and keep it haggin from your right back pocket, a red fitted cap, do that Broomstick idea, too. And when you see them say "Suwoop"; they'll know what it means.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:42 PM   #5
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wait so is this just one of those joke threads again? =\
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:44 PM   #6
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This dude is one of the best posters.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:45 PM   #7
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wait so is this just one of those joke threads again? =\
yeah...he used to make them all the time...

It took me like 3 or 4 threads until I realized that it is just someone's alias messin with us...
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:52 PM   #8
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This dude is one of the best posters.

Wow... I've never really read his posts... but that was good.

We all need to practice our thuggush poses more often.

Those were some good tips.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:57 PM   #9
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some of his greatest hits:

What are the 5 things that count most on the streets?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32883
(this one is funny, I didn't know it was a joke alias in this one)

Whit kind of petty crimes can I commit to earn street cred?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941

I licked 3 men tonite.
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45551

Do you run wit a gang?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445

how can i improve as a poster and still keep my street cred?
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48718

Mean mugs or shoulder shrugs???
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49733

My street cred brings all tha thugz to the yard
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=58347
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:02 PM   #10
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Default Re: Help me with my thuggush poses

Yes, after extensive research on the subject of "thuggery", I have found that young Americans, many of whom are of African or Hispanic descent, can display acts of "thuggery" by wearing what is called a "grill" accompanied by a "du-rag"

Shooting an old lady, or "popping a cap in they ass", as some like to refer to it, has been shown to increase respect for the "gangster" in question.

Lowering jeans approximately 13.4 inches, such that the top 8.37 inches of the boxer are revealed also induces immediate respect. Carrying an aggressive weopan, such as a gun, or a "gat" will further increase fear of the "gangster"

I wish you well, IversonMelo2K7, "keep it real niggah"
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:03 PM   #11
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LMAO on the first post.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:56 PM   #12
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Yeah it took me a looong time to figure out he was a joke account but now he's one of my favs
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Old 03-15-2008, 03:31 AM   #13
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I am visiting my cousin next week and he is anxious to see my evolvement from poser to bonafide thug. Just think, if not for him I would still be in prep school but now I run the streets and deal drugz with my boyz. We earn upwords of 2000 per week slingin the stuff, dats more than enough to play for our sweet pad.

But my friendz still clown me for not possessing enough of that thug swagger, so I need to atone for this. What are some etrememly gangsta looks? I was thinking about maybe sticking my neck out, pressing my lips together, and squinting my eyez. And should I grab my ballz when I walk in public? Also maybe I should keep a sawed off broomstick under my **** so everyone knows I have a gat? When I deal drugz, I just rely on my boyz if there is a confrontation, now I gott be hard and bad. If my cousin iz impressed he may let me join his gang.

posting reminds me a lot of jefferson money... must be the gratuitous use of "z"
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Old 03-15-2008, 08:29 AM   #14
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Just wear your hat sideways and say "yo" alot.
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posting reminds me a lot of jefferson money... must be the gratuitous use of "z"
hmmm...


you may be on to something here...
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