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Old 03-25-2014, 11:52 AM   #16
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Default Re: Alternate evolution theory

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Why? Dolphins are probably much smarter than apes.

nope

dolphins aren't particularly smart. That's a myth
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Old 03-25-2014, 11:55 AM   #17
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Default Re: Alternate evolution theory

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Asians evolved from dolphins
Blacks evolved from gorillas
Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
White/nordic evolved from chimps

In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

For example

Aquatic apeish animal ->

-A more dolphinish animal
-A more humanish animal

---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.

this is a cool theory. but i think all beings on this planet are related in some way but dont evolve from a specific animal. also asians would probably evolve from cats rather than dolphins.
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Old 03-25-2014, 11:58 AM   #18
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:42 PM   #19
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nope

dolphins aren't particularly smart. That's a myth
Actually dolphins are extremely intelligent.

They can form gangs and rape for pleasure. One of the few species that is capable of cruelty.

Unlike dogs they can actually recognize themselves in mirrors.

I actually have no idea lol
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:53 PM   #20
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Why? Dolphins are probably much smarter than apes.
newsflash dumbass, we are apes. How in the **** would you get a single species (we can all interbreed and have viable offspring) from your idiocy in the OP? Not only do you not understand evolution (which is not as "missing linky" as you want it to be), you dont understand basic reproductive biology or basic english (posit clearly means to suggest or postulate).
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:53 PM   #21
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Actually dolphins are extremely intelligent.

They can form gangs and rape for pleasure. One of the few species that is capable of cruelty.

Unlike dogs they can actually recognize themselves in mirrors.

I actually have no idea lol
You do realize that lots of animals rape?
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Old 03-25-2014, 12:56 PM   #22
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Asians evolved from dolphins
Blacks evolved from gorillas
Middle eastern/indian etc evolved from orangutans
White/nordic evolved from chimps

In each situation there was some "animal" and it split into two animals that got increasingly further apart.

For example

Aquatic apeish animal ->

-A more dolphinish animal
-A more humanish animal

---> over lot's of time ended up with today's result.

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Old 03-25-2014, 01:20 PM   #23
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You do realize that lots of animals rape?
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Old 03-25-2014, 02:20 PM   #24
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Why dolphins? lmfao
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Old 03-25-2014, 02:32 PM   #25
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so asians evolved from dolphins, and the rest of us evolved from different primates...and we all ended up being very much the same with only slight differences like skin color?

makes perfect sense to me...
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Old 03-25-2014, 03:18 PM   #26
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This is ten levels of stupid.
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Old 03-25-2014, 04:45 PM   #27
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You could give rambo a run for his money for the dumbest poster on this board.
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Old 03-25-2014, 04:59 PM   #29
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Asians secretly have fins and blow holes. Also explains why the Asian countries dominate the swimming part of the Olympics.
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Old 03-25-2014, 05:04 PM   #30
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I actually agree with OP. I've seen someone blow a dolphin, so what's to say, a woman can't have sex with a dolphin and make mini half dolphin babies. I think that's what the movie, little mermaid was about
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