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Old 03-13-2007, 04:58 PM   #1
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Default ALL tournament Superlatives Teams

All Zack Morris Team
*No explanation needed, these are the studs of the NCAA tournament. And If there was some way we can steal their sperm and sell it on Ebay for millions, we would.
1. Kevin Durant (Texas)
2. Julian Wright (Kansas)
3. Acie Law IV (Texas A&M)
4. Arron Afflalo (UCLA)
5. Jeff Green (G-Town)

All Butt-Darts Team
*If taking it deep was the name of the game, they’d be your #1 draft pick.
1. Josh McRoberts (Duke, it seems like he’s always playing with his butt plugged)
2. Dicky V (He loves the darts, baby)
3. Joakim Noach (Florida, people that don’t even follow hoops know he’s a butt pirate)
4. A.J. Graves (Butler, for obvious reasons)
5. The Lopez Brothers (Stanford, they have a stand out intermural butt-dart team over there, starring the twin brothers.

All ED (Erectile Dysfunction) Team
*These guys are softer than a pool full of cotton.
1. Josh McRoberts (Duke, just ask Paulus, he'll tell you exactly how soft this guy is)
2. Aaron Gray (Pitt, Mr. Inconsistent when it comes to playing his size)
3. The entire Arkansas squad
4. Randolph Morris (Kentucky, if he wasn’t so soft, Tubby would still have a job after the tourney)
5. Mustafa Shakur (Arizona, if it weren't for the fact he's afraid of his own shadow, he'd be good)

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