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Old 05-23-2015, 07:23 PM   #16
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This continues to happen.



Still Ballin in 2018: This is still a problem.
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Old 05-24-2015, 12:43 AM   #17
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Lmfao embrace it. In my park we had a ton of respect for the old heads, we were varsity, jv guys and these dudes were scoring on us literally every play.

Now if they clowning yo ass cause you wack then I can see how you feel
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:56 AM   #18
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It makes it so much sweeter when you school them after receiving that nickname. I recently had a kid getting on his brother because I was showing him up. The younger brother comes over and points to me saying "how can you let someone like him school you, look at his belly compared to you." Obviously I wasn't thrilled about the comment, but the kid was right I was bigger and in worse shape than the other. But I laughed it off and continued to play hard against both boy mainly out of spite.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:16 AM   #19
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Ahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, embrace it, sir. Go along with it. Crack a joke like: "Your bedtime is at 7." Something like that, I don't know. haha
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Old 09-10-2015, 01:03 AM   #20
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Old 09-10-2015, 01:18 AM   #21
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Give them the "don't let an old man beat you" treatment
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:16 AM   #22
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Any number of 'your mama' jokes seem appropriate in this situation.

I thought I was the only one who thought it was that obvious.
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Old 09-10-2015, 06:51 PM   #23
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It doesn't help that the older guys raise questions like "oh, that skinny little Asian kid your kid? (I'm not Asian) "Is he on the school team?" and shit like that.
This is the funniest part. You'd expect it to be some routine fatherless black kid but instead it's an Asian kid.

What kind of Asian kid grew up without a father?

Oh, shit. I did. Pops left me and mama when I was 8. :cries
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Old 09-10-2015, 11:35 PM   #24
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So, you gonna adopt one of those little bastards or what?
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Old 09-11-2015, 01:36 AM   #25
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Ahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, embrace it, sir. Go along with it. Crack a joke like: "Your bedtime is at 7." Something like that, I don't know. haha

I like this. If you got the last bucket, instead of yelling game time, yell bed time. That'll get the young blood to stfu.
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Old 09-11-2015, 03:49 AM   #26
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it's a gay come on line.
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Old 09-12-2015, 09:52 AM   #27
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Quit being an asshole dead beat and take care of your damn kids.
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Old 09-12-2015, 09:31 PM   #28
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Old 09-16-2015, 09:45 AM   #29
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I'm only 25 and the 14-20 year olds call me pops and old man
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Old 09-16-2015, 04:46 PM   #30
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I'm only 12 and the 8-10 year olds call me pops and old man
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