going to a park you've never been at and blocking the **** out of the guy that talks **** the whole time, that guy who everybody there looks up to. Then scoring/dunking on him.
having the ugliest form ever and still making 45/50 FT jumpers. Making 15-20 in a row in front of guys who won't give you the ball anywhere other than the post just because you're big
Going to the park and dropping a triple double...then meeting a freak who let me beat in between the sheets. And my jimmy runs deep, so deep so deep put her butt to sleep.
I like when i atleast score 3-4 points on my team when the games up to 11
I like getting real hot hitting 3 threes and a couple layups
I like when i make circus shots
I like when people get pissed after i score 4 straight layups because im so quick
I like blockin people cuz im usually the smallest guy on the court
I like being the game breaker cuz im usually the smallest guy on the court
When someone picks up the 6'11 dude, who used to play for the EXACT same college I did, little do they know the 6'0 dude is more skilled and has more impact than said 6'11 dude, and my team ends up running the other one out of the building and hold down the court for 2 hours straight. Me, hitting jumper after jumper, dropping floaters down the lane, dishing dimes to below mediocre caliber teammates, etc.
Shutting down post players who, because of their ridiculous size and strength advantages, should kick the living crap out of me every time.
Shooting threes with people running out to contest. I've developed this knack for putting so much arc on it that it eludes the (usually) taller/better jumping defender and drops straight through the net.
When no one argues about anything and just play the game!
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
Freakin *****'s everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day