"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund." - F. J. Raymond, humorist
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein, physicist
"Taxation with representation ainít so hot either." - Gerald Barzan, humorist
"When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation." - Vanya Cohen
"Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?" - Peg Bracken
"Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells THEIRS?" - Author Unknown
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ~Author unknown, from a Washington Post word contest
Here you can curse, applaud, or loathe your tax returns. After all is said and done, I am getting back $750, which will promptly go to buying a kayak.
What do you plan on doing with your tax returns?