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Old 04-04-2007, 08:55 AM   #1
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Default ot: i need help

okay i am an awol army soldier, i went awol because my wife ended up getting cirvical cancer during my basic training, and the recruiters lied about everything. i just found out i need $2000 to get a lawyer and he can get me out, but until then there is a federal warrant out for me. anybody know anything i dont? or can help me anyway with advice?
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:18 AM   #2
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Default Re: ot: i need help

I've seen people ask for medical advice here. I've seen weight training discussions, and car repair. But never before have I seen someone go onto a bball forum wanting advice on military law. What would we know that a lawyer would not? If your story is true...good luck, but I'd bet money that no one on this forum is going to tell you anything a trained legal professional wouldn't. And by the way, if your story is true (and I doubt it) then you're an idiot. "My wife has cancer? Oh no! Wait, if I run away from basic training and hide from the feds on the Insidehoops messageboard, everything will be fine!" Some slacker that couldn't make **** out of himself, thought that joining the military would be an easy way out (which, when you consider the situations in Iraq and Afghanistan and the potential crises in Iran, Korea, and to a lesser extent, Venezuela, is monumentally stupid...there is nothing easy about being a soldier), couldn't hack basic training, and ran away. Either you're a liar or a lazy halfwit. Probably both. Either way, you just won the....(drumroll, please)

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Old 04-04-2007, 10:15 AM   #3
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Default Re: ot: i need help

it is true and i left 3 days before graduation because of my wife, i went in as a specialist because of my 4 year degree in GIS, to be a 21u topographic analyst, just because they brainwashed your dumb ass doesnt mean i am a loser ****.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:19 AM   #4
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Default Re: ot: i need help

If you're connected to the army and you're awol, why in the world would you post it on the internet if they're looking for you?
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:23 AM   #5
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If you're connected to the army and you're awol, why in the world would you post it on the internet if they're looking for you?

Seriously, I don't know if you know about this but its called an I.P. address and they can easily track that.

Why don't you just turn yourself in?
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:34 AM   #6
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If you're connected to the army and you're awol, why in the world would you post it on the internet if they're looking for you?
this is absolutely retarded. The US army is using PleezeBelieve to track Awol soldiers on the ISH messageboard. Cmon people. Get a clue.

On the other hand, I had a friend who went awol from the Navy and ended up getting dishonorably discharged when they caught up with him a year or so later. Not during wartime however. Good luck man, wish I could give you some advice.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:41 AM   #7
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Default Re: ot: i need help

You need help, and you're not going to find it on a basketball message board. Go to a lawyer, and if you can't afford that, turn yourself in.
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:05 PM   #8
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I'm Air Force. I don't get why you left the military when they pay for all your medical. It would seem to me that you didn't think that one out. Your wife having cancer would have been taken care of and you wouldn't have paid a cent. It would all have been covered.

By the way, there is no lawyer that is going to get you out of this. The MP's when they put their hands on you are going to let you know what deserters get for leaving. Levinworth is pretty much where you'll end up. The Jarheads will make a Marine out of you there. Good luck.
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:49 PM   #9
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Default Re: ot: i need help

This is a simple problem, these guys are all giving you a hard time.

What you need to do is make a thread in the main forum and name it "Kobe's Legal Problems."

In your opening post, substitute the word "Kobe" instead of writing "I", "me," or "my wife."

Lakers fans, will come to help you ASAP.

Let me help you. This is how it should read:

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okay i am an awol army soldier named the Mamba , i went awol because Kobe ended up getting cirvical cancer during my basic training, and the recruiters lied about everything. Kobe just found out the Mamba needs $2000 to get a lawyer and the Mamba can get me out, but until then there is a federal warrant out for Kobe. anybody know anything Kobe dont? or can help Kobe anyway with advice?

There you go, no post that in the main forum and all your problems will be solved. If not, you can always call miss Cleo.
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:54 PM   #10
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How is it you don't have two grand when you seem to be active on EBAY?
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:15 PM   #11
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How is it you don't have two grand when you seem to be active on EBAY?
Maybe he's trying to raise the cash?
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:36 PM   #12
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Default Re: ot: i need help

Knowing about getting out of the Army. Your wife is ill, you could always have an emotional and mental breakdown. Thay then got to release you.

ps, if you have panic attacks you aint allowed in the army.
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Old 04-04-2007, 06:52 PM   #13
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: you guys are mean
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:28 PM   #14
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J Fresh who's advice should he take?

I think my advice will help him a lot more than anyone else's.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:18 AM   #15
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J Fresh who's advice should he take?

I think my advice will help him a lot more than anyone else's.

Your advice will definitely get his thread more attention. :
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