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Old 05-09-2007, 03:48 AM   #1
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Default Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

I don't normally pay any attention to her, but I this **** cracked me up.

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"Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday."

The ego is astounding.
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:57 AM   #2
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I'd give her 45 years for trying some **** like this.
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:57 AM   #3
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

it is fun to laugh at her though. sad thing is she probably gets nothing meaningful out of life and will probably never realize it. oh yeah, and i think joshua is code for randy.
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:03 AM   #4
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All that money and she doesnt have her own private chaueffeur, it makes no sense for her to be in that situation.
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Old 05-09-2007, 04:58 AM   #5
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

Funny thing is, they will probably get her out of jail. Her fans are a bunch of 12 year old girls who want to be sluts when they're older. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a petition circulating around already.
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Old 05-09-2007, 05:20 AM   #6
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

I don't believe she has fans. How can she have fans? It just goes against the logic.
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:13 AM   #7
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

We should start a petition to send her to jail for longer.
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:24 AM   #8
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Does she pay for a signature.

Itīs funny that she thought she was bigger than the law, because she is rich.
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:35 AM   #9
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

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We should start a petition to send her to jail for longer.

I'm all for that. Jesus Christ, how ****ing jaded can you get.
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Old 05-09-2007, 06:51 AM   #10
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I have no idea why she's complaining. How can you disrespect the law so blatantly and so obviously? She deserves extra time for her stupidity.
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Old 05-09-2007, 07:43 AM   #11
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I couldn't care less if she were to go to jail. Would she sign my petition if I needed help? She can rot in her cell for all I care. Funny thing is that she's talking like she'll be sent to Alcatraz or Rykers. The prison she'll be sent to will be a resort compared to where all the other people go who aren't a celebrity or a politician.
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:14 AM   #12
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Paris is a disgrace
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:16 AM   #13
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Default Re: Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail

When one has "fans," it usually implies that they are fans of SOMETHING the person does, whether it be an athletic feat, singing career, etc. What EXACTLY does Paris do?
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:19 AM   #14
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When one has "fans," it usually implies that they are fans of SOMETHING the person does, whether it be an athletic feat, singing career, etc. What EXACTLY does Paris do?


She wastes our clean air... does that count?
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:22 AM   #15
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Good news: There is a petition to keep her gaping vag in prison.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/j...ton/index.html

I've already signed it, now it's up to you. Oh, and she was spotted driving yesterday: http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2253

F*ck her.

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