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Old 01-14-2017, 05:58 PM   #16
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Well, Hillary losing was a big hit to Satan's agenda so he's probably adjusting his plans.
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Old 01-14-2017, 06:10 PM   #17
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Satan holds the true power

Conflict is life

Give yourself to it
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:47 AM   #18
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when you think about it, he was present in tempting jesus to stray him from gods plan and in judas heart to basically did what was meant to be
he was clueless, n99a didnt know what to do.


imagine panic in hell when jesus was born, either satan basically had no powers over every demon because there was little to no logic in events that happened after or he cant think for himself. although jesus did say that satans kingdom is indeed divided.

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Old 09-23-2017, 11:21 AM   #19
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Do you reckon he legitimately believes he will win at the end or people is just dumb enough to be fooled him day after day and its actually purpose of his "existence"? Dude is MIA in Gods presence, literally 1vs1 CANT happen, because ni99a cant be present when Gods present. That weak ass growl is gone when LIGHT appears.

I guess removing humanity from the face of earth is his last hope, but there is little to no chance for that to happen.
Complexity bro! That's his MO

- By layering new obscure obtuse levels of fallacy on top of the basic logical calculus which is even more primal and trivial than first order formal stuff by which has not the strength to support the apparatus baked into modern academia
- by speaking through the best and brightest who strayed only ever so slightly from the straight and narrow so subtly that they cannot tell and therefore cannot recover
- by being the supreme master of STYLEZ oozing from every bone, flexing every muscle, twitching every ligament and making it so you can't look away from your pose which bewitches the spirit and distracts from the real hustle, sacrifices, choices, hardships that confront the life of purity
- by condoning the weak impulse of gravitation toward bad friends and superficial relationships

Against HIM, the spirit of standalone presence, lucifer stands no chance... but we must not underestimate his stamina. He can hide for long periods and his trickery + deceit + ability to float the same bad arguments and weak capitulations into various realms of the world at large, and to modify them at every level of analysis to make them appropriate viewing material to the distractable headcase... it will take superhuman resilience to outlast the shadow but once the lights come on, it's exactly as you say
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Old 09-23-2017, 01:19 PM   #20
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i dont know, but hes doing pretty well now that all the trumptards have been manifested.
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Old 09-23-2017, 02:33 PM   #21
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There are no white and blacks in humanity, only grays.
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Old 09-23-2017, 03:23 PM   #22
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Looks like Nick Young is a goner, permabanned
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:03 PM   #23
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Old 09-24-2017, 01:57 PM   #24
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Keep influencing good music artists
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Old 09-24-2017, 02:47 PM   #25
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Keep influencing good music artists

he did make some adjustments over times but i feel he will choke at the end

God is consistent and 1vs1 he wins every time

he left Gods team and tries to win on his own
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Old 09-24-2017, 02:51 PM   #26
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Btw God is commisioner and he decides when the playoffs gunna happen

ONE STEP AHEAD WIN AT THE END
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Old 09-24-2017, 05:22 PM   #27
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God IS Satan,

And Satan is god.

Tbh
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Old 09-24-2017, 05:41 PM   #28
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Ridonks explained the how quite nicely.

For he preventive cure:
1) Self-Purification and fear of God and awareness of the Akhirah. By constantly seeking forgiveness, being truly deeply afraid of God and God alone, and knowing that Heaven/Jannah/Promised Land is far, far, far, far, far superior to ANY and ALL pleasures this temporary world has to offer and certainly worth the sacrifice of restraining anger/lusts and by knowing that Hell is far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far more painful than the pleasures whatever vice reaps, one can simply say no.

2) Reciting the Word of God and seeking refuge in God.



Something to explain Satan:
http://english.bayynat.org.lb/Doctrines/salat.htm


Man MUST REALIZE his greatest enemy are the following.
1) Satan. Satan ONLY WANTS MAN TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER from his envy of being replaced by Adam. It is a malicious unending vengeance. And Satan will prey upon man's weaknesses.
2) His own NAFS/pride. Man's appetite when uncontrolled will beckon him forth to wanting everything, banging everything, eating everything, owning everything, ruling everything. It must be kept in check and Man must remember that he was created to worship God and be just.
3) The AntiChrist/Dajjal/False Messiah. A creature that


Man must realize that person telling him not to do such and such is NOT TRYING TO CONTROL HIM the intention behind it is saving from going down the wrong road. Likewise man must understand that guy beckoning him to do something fun and escapey is just slowly leading him to destruction.


Take care,

Always turn to God, gentlemen.
No one loves you guys more than God. Not even your mothers.

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Old 09-24-2017, 05:43 PM   #29
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God IS Satan,

And Satan is god.

Tbh

Seriously don't blaspheme.

Satan is a creation made by God and cursed by God and under the power of God.

Satan has zero power to influence except what God already wills. Satan's creation is a GOOD THING because it separates the wheat from the chaff. Just like without the playoffs you can't discern between a 1st tier and a second tier, without Satan we wouldn't know the people who are truly good from the somewhat good from the wicked.

Satan recognizes God as his Lord. Difference is he is willfully rebellious.

And if you resist Satan's temptations and pass the trial God gives you; then your rank is elevated spiritually.
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Old 09-24-2017, 05:52 PM   #30
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Imagine being a Satanist and it doesn't work, and you still end up in Heaven.
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