Originally Posted by Gus Hemmingway
I wonder what kind of conditioner the guy uses, maybe molasses?
Probably the worst kind of person you'd want to sit on your couch and contaminate the head rest, attracting the likes of lice/ticks.
Going by the under flab on that womans arm, it's only right to assume it's been cropped to mask her husky figure.
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I thought the exact thing. Sideburns, huge belly, saggy skin
Otherwise, why be with such a dirty deformed dude? She's either a whale, terribly hideous in the face, or (the most likely scenario) - both