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Old 04-24-2017, 08:38 AM   #16
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Does it gag and spit up too?

Count me in fam!

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Old 04-24-2017, 10:14 AM   #17
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Interesting AF.

I am a huge fan of art but never heard of this guy. I have studied various artists and architects.

Either he was genius or laid the foundation for man to accomplish his so called art.

This is next level shit.
Giger was awesome. he was not a globalist. He was just a talented artist that they hired and then murdered. Some of his paintings were warnings to us. Many of the horrible things he painted were actually concept art for transhumanist globalists and their disturbing contraptions they designed trying to extend life. They killed Giger because he knew too much.

They actually built a lot of the shit that he painted.


A lot of the things he painted actually exist.
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:28 AM   #18
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:33 PM   #19
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uhh hguys I feel kinda blowy tonight
yanybody would lend me a robot?
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:42 PM   #20
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A major part of the fun and pleasure in sex is the interaction. Without interaction, it wont be very enjoyable. Robots will never replace real women, they have no emotions, no feelings, no hearts. It will be like f*cking a dead body, at least I dont have this kind of fetish myself.
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:46 PM   #21
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Couldn't stop laughing at the video:

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Phase Three of JJO! Just buy this super intense Japanese dick sucking robot! Hey female population of the world? Guess what? You’ve just become completely obsolete. Sure, its a little weird that you have to put a winter parka on it to make it look human. Yea its a little weird that it looks just like a stainless steal box that would compete in BattleBots on Spike TV. And yes its INSANELY creepy that you have to do its hair and put it in a ponytail and shit.

But whatever. You see what that mouth do! She made that whole rainbow ice pop disappear. Just strap the human mask on the front of that thing and let it go to town. You got your very own Heather Brooke disguised as a couch cushion. Never waste your time or money on a date ever again. Never get ghosted by a Tinder date. Never make bad decisions in the name of a human mouth. Because we have Japanese dick sucking Androids. *2017 marks the official end of the Power of the *****.
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:47 PM   #22
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A major part of the fun and pleasure in sex is the interaction. Without interaction, it wont be very enjoyable. Robots will never replace real women, they have no emotions, no feelings, no hearts. It will be like f*cking a dead body, at least I dont have this kind of fetish myself.
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:51 PM   #23
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Them putting a perka of all outfits had me cracking up

Made this robot look like a crack whore robot in the dead winter trying to suck some dick to buy some drugs.
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:41 PM   #24
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Them putting a perka of all outfits had me cracking up

Made this robot look like a crack whore robot in the dead winter trying to suck some dick to buy some drugs.
Hey some people are into role play
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:57 PM   #25
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Hey some people are into role play

Or may have jobs in places like Antarctica/International Space Station where females may not exist?

It has it's pros

Like Jameer hinted, these robot only diminish the Female necessity. Meaning, women will have to lower their sexual standards if authentic artificial sex bots really hit the scene.

That's not a bad thing, women are treated like royalty in the states. Men shouldn't have to slave themselves and walk on glass just to get them in bed.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:53 PM   #26
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Prediction: these robots are going to malfunction from time to time and rip dudes' dick off.

I'mma wait until they've been out for ten years before I purchase one for exactly this reason.

These bots ain't loyal.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:58 PM   #27
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Giger was awesome. he was not a globalist. He was just a talented artist that they hired and then murdered. Some of his paintings were warnings to us. Many of the horrible things he painted were actually concept art for transhumanist globalists and their disturbing contraptions they designed trying to extend life. They killed Giger because he knew too much.

They actually built a lot of the shit that he painted.


A lot of the things he painted actually exist.

"They" didn't kill Giger, old age did.

I'd also be careful with posting Gigers work, I have been banned for posting some of it in the past. "They" don't like it.
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:59 PM   #28
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Ugly guys want sex, too.

Anyone against this just wants us to be lonely forever?

Damn...harsh.
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:00 PM   #29
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"They" didn't kill Giger, old age did.

I'd also be careful with posting Gigers work, I have been banned for posting some of it in the past. "They" don't like it.
Giger didn't die from old age.

He died from "falling down stairs."

http://www.euronews.com/2014/05/13/a...ll-down-stairs
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:03 PM   #30
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Or may have jobs in places like Antarctica/International Space Station where females may not exist?

It has it's pros

Like Jameer hinted, these robot only diminish the Female necessity. Meaning, women will have to lower their sexual standards if authentic artificial sex bots really hit the scene.

That's not a bad thing, women are treated like royalty in the states. Men shouldn't have to slave themselves and walk on glass just to get them in bed.

Not sure if this would be feasible on the ISS. Do you even gravity bro?
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