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Old 04-24-2017, 07:20 PM   #1
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Default All men should know how to...?

Grill? Fish? Hunt? Satisfy a woman? Fix their car? Build stuff? Etc?

What is it all men should know how to do to ensure their manliness?

I don't know how to grill.
I don't know how to fish.
I don't know how to hunt.
I don't know how to satisfy a woman.
I don't know how to fix a car.
I don't know how to use tools properly and build stuff.
Etc.

Other than my small package, there is literally nothing about me that makes me a man. I've been depressed most of my life, so obviously that makes me less likely to want to or be able to learn new things. I was also primarily raised by four women. I remember trying to take a phone apart so I could learn how to put it back together, but my mom got really upset and I stopped trying to figure out how things work.

My kids may be better off without me, but I keep holding onto them as my only reason for being.

And don't waste your time with telling me to workout, think positive, get a job, etc. This is real life shit, not an infomercial.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:35 PM   #2
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Roll a joint
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:42 PM   #3
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Have a job.

Own a car.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:42 PM   #4
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Get a real job and stay out of prison. Unlike OP.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:43 PM   #5
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Roll a joint



I wish I had an outlet like weed, but it makes me think i'm dying and I start feeling guilty as hell.

Weed really messes my head up.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:44 PM   #6
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I've put in about 30 applications lately, so it's obvious absolutely no one wants to hire me.

Like I said, this is real life shit.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:48 PM   #7
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Here is what I would do if I were you... and I can't believe I'm writing this:


I would move to the cheapest apartment possible in Panama City Beach.

I'm sure you could find something for $650... and I'm sure you could find a decent job there. I've been there a few years ago... you'd fit right in.

(try googling Aztec Villa Apartments, Panama City Beach)

get a job at Wall Mart or a gas station, collect your benefits, and spend everyday at the beach.




There's just no way in hell I'd be living in Florida without living closer to the beach.

No way, no how. (and yea... I'd learn to fish there.)

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Old 04-24-2017, 07:49 PM   #8
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I've put in about 30 applications lately, so it's obvious absolutely no one wants to hire me.

Like I said, this is real life shit.


You reap what you sow. Real talk right now homie, you've been arrested a ton of times. You have a wife and kids to support. So what are you thinking?? You're damaged goods at this point. You're almost 40 years old and you get more kicks out of posting on ISH than you do providing food and a better living for yourself and family.

Your days of lawlessness and irresponsibility end now.


http://jobsthathirefelons.org/

You're welcome.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:50 PM   #9
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Here is what I would do if I were you... and I can't believe I'm writing this:


I would move to the cheapest apartment possible in Panama City Beach.

I'm sure you could find something for $650... and I'm sure you could find a decent job there. I've been there a few years ago... you'd fit right in.

(try googling Aztec Villa Apartments, Panama City Beach)

get a job at Wall Mart or a gas station, collect your benefits, and spend everyday at the beach.




There's just no way in hell I'd be living in Florida without living closer to the beach.

No way, no how. (and yea... I'd learn to fish there.)

Collateral: Carpe Diem

I agree with you about living close to the beach; I've been telling myself this for months.

I want to live in Clearwater Beach, but i'm open to other places.

Unfortunately, no one will hire me.
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:50 PM   #10
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Be a man
Grow a set of balls and be a good father, supportive husband, and uphold the household
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Old 04-24-2017, 07:53 PM   #11
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Grow a set of balls and be a good father, supportive husband, and uphold the household

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Old 04-24-2017, 07:59 PM   #12
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Don't ignore me, hillbilly. I'm trying to help you.


You gotta start somewhere.

https://gainesville.craigslist.org/lab/6101949956.html
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Here is what I would do if I were you... and I can't believe I'm writing this:


I would move to the cheapest apartment possible in Panama City Beach.

I'm sure you could find something for $650... and I'm sure you could find a decent job there. I've been there a few years ago... you'd fit right in.

(try googling Aztec Villa Apartments, Panama City Beach)

get a job at Wall Mart or a gas station, collect your benefits, and spend everyday at the beach.




There's just no way in hell I'd be living in Florida without living closer to the beach.

No way, no how. (and yea... I'd learn to fish there.)

Collateral: Carpe Diem
This might be okay advice, if he didn't have kids
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:02 PM   #14
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My kids may be better off without me, but I keep holding onto them as my only reason for being.
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Focus on this...stop trying to live for yourself

Don't worry about being "manly" seriously...who gives a fck

Manliness is raising kids properly...them first, you second
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Old 04-24-2017, 08:03 PM   #15
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the reason why you are not getting hired is because you are telling them in your application that you dont have reliable transportation. Also do not tell about any of your disabilities.

dont you want to be able to buy a decent home? with a back yard, some puppies and sit back and chill, eat good food and watch tv? you can have that if you dedicate yourself to a job.
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