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Old 09-19-2017, 11:06 AM   #1
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:09 AM   #2
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**** that. I'd have shot her.

Its way more likely that that's a ghost than some random person.

And I don't **** with ghosts.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:35 AM   #3
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Oh without question that any home intruder would have received two hollow-point slugs to the chest if they were in my home. That's if they get past the 3 dogs first. Which is rare.



And I'm still waiting for my first ghostly encounter. I want to believe.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:55 AM   #4
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i'd watch the video but then i'd be paranoid af at night.
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Old 09-19-2017, 11:59 AM   #5
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i'd watch the video but then i'd be paranoid af at night.

lol it goes on as a normal news report, at first I thought it may be some live taping but its not. go on dont worry.

anyway, how did he let her go? lol

keeping her from leaving doesnt seem too hard. she probably went into a different house :/
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:02 PM   #6
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A. What is with all the photos and shit on the wall? Gahhh-lly that made me claustrophobic just watching him walk around

B. My favorite two shots of the clip were the back to back inserts of "him" dialing 911 then checking the door handle. Local news is a parody of itself

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Oh without question that any home intruder would have received two hollow-point slugs to the chest

How often do you fantasize about being able to "justifiably" shoot someone? Be honest. Does it make your dick hard to think about putting two hollow points in someone?
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:17 PM   #7
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A. What is with all the photos and shit on the wall?


Yeah right? Framed photos of what looks like him as a little kid, like he framed everyone of his school photos and put them on the walls of that narrow ass hallway. Fucking weird.
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Old 09-19-2017, 12:19 PM   #8
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How often do you fantasize about being able to "justifiably" shoot someone? Be honest. Does it make your dick hard to think about putting two hollow points in someone?


You should research home break-ins and see what a traumatizing experience that can be for most people. Your home is your only safe sanctuary, and being violated by having someone break in to it is no laughing matter. My mother was mugged at gun point as she was walking into her house before I was born. I don't fantasize about it, but I sure as hell do prepare for it.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:22 PM   #9
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You should research home break-ins and see what a traumatizing experience that can be for most people. Your home is your only safe sanctuary, and being violated by having someone break in to it is no laughing matter. My mother was mugged at gun point as she was walking into her house before I was born. I don't fantasize about it, but I sure as hell do prepare for it.

haha, my bad man, you sometimes kind of read like that guy that's excited for the time he has the excuse, I apologize for projecting that on you.

By all means, defend your home and family, home invasion is terrifying. I realize it's unrealistic for her to ever get there, but I hope you wouldn't shoot an unarmed crazy/high/squatter lady you found in your house. I got no problem with you keeping a gun on her until the cops arrive, but it would've been pretty f*cked up for this guy to kill her, even though it's probably within his rights.
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:27 PM   #10
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he should of just kept her chained and locked up in his attic as his sex slave tbh
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Old 09-20-2017, 12:07 AM   #11
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he should of just kept her chained and locked up in his attic as his sex slave tbh

This is pretty much the only way you will ever get laid.
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Old 09-20-2017, 02:38 PM   #12
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This is pretty much the only way you will ever get laid.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:30 PM   #13
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heres other stories like that, also dark 5 videos are the shit.
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