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Old 11-05-2017, 10:06 PM   #16
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:07 PM   #17
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Fucc her friend if you can.
I'm not even gonna lie, I already ****ed one of her close friends lol. A week after I found out my ex cheated on me, her friend hit me up and felt bad for me saying how my ex pulled a bitch move and how a good guy like me didn't deserve that. And so we started talking. The rest is history
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:09 PM   #18
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Take her out to eat at a really expensive place and act like you're going to the bathroom and leave her with a huge bill.
Another nice idea. If I take her out to a nice place, she'll definitely get the impression that I want to get back together with her
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:13 PM   #19
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One of best friends also you say?

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Old 11-05-2017, 10:16 PM   #20
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One of best friends also you say?

Yeah one of her close friends. I'm pretty sure she had a thing for me when me and my ex were together
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:19 PM   #21
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:20 PM   #22
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let me just tell you why i consider this situation personal bc it's closely related: right out of high school i dated this cute chick, but she joined ASU and decided she wanted to be a lil slut instead so she dumped me.

this is a code red ctricial mission that requires navy seal-like precision. penetration will have to occur both in the front door and backdoor, i'm game for either one. the mission will require us both to get in and out while extracting the main objective: her dignity.
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:30 PM   #23
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:30 PM   #24
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I'm not even gonna lie, I already ****ed one of her close friends lol. A week after I found out my ex cheated on me, her friend hit me up and felt bad for me saying how my ex pulled a bitch move and how a good guy like me didn't deserve that. And so we started talking. The rest is history

Does she have a sister? A mom?
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:34 PM   #25
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let me just tell you why i consider this situation personal bc it's closely related: right out of high school i dated this cute chick, but she joined ASU and decided she wanted to be a lil slut instead so she dumped me.

this is a code red ctricial mission that requires navy seal-like precision. penetration will have to occur both in the front door and backdoor, i'm game for either one. the mission will require us both to get in and out while extracting the main objective: her dignity.
Same exact thing happened to one of my friends. He dated this really attractive brunette girl in high school for 3 years. They were almost a power couple in our high school. Everyone thought they'd get married one day. Within the first week in their first semester at ASU, she dumped him and started hoeing around along with the other girls in her sorority. He felt bad obviously, and ended up having sex with one of the girls in her sorority. She found out, and got super jealous.
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:36 PM   #26
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sometimes you gotta **** your ex
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:42 PM   #27
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Same exact thing happened to one of my friends. He dated this really attractive brunette girl in high school for 3 years. They were almost a power couple in our high school. Everyone thought they'd get married one day. Within the first week in their first semester at ASU, she dumped him and started hoeing around along with the other girls in her sorority. He felt bad obviously, and ended up having sex with one of the girls in her sorority. She found out, and got super jealous.

These hoes are never loyal
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:57 PM   #28
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Take her out to eat at a really expensive place and act like you're going to the bathroom and leave her with a huge bill.

Stop there, that's a soft move
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Old 11-05-2017, 11:01 PM   #29
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Never took any

I'm not talking about nudes.

I'm talking about of either of the girls.
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Old 11-05-2017, 11:04 PM   #30
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I'm not talking about nudes.

I'm talking about of either of the girls.
You can instagram her friend. @chloedenaro
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