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Old 07-04-2007, 03:38 AM   #31
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I am laughin soooo hard in my office right now, everyone is looking at me - i missed this the 1st time
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:48 AM   #32
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wow...

ok agent, i will tell you why she cheated on you.

it is because you are a guy that writes poems...women say they want a sweet guy that likes to walk in the park and go out on picnics but that is not true...women are confusing creatures, they never say what they mean and they hardly ever make sense.

what a women really wants is a bad boy to bang the hell out of her and then treat her like sh-it...try that next time. It works better than poems do.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:03 AM   #33
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wow...

ok agent, i will tell you why she cheated on you.

it is because you are a guy that writes poems...women say they want a sweet guy that likes to walk in the park and go out on picnics but that is not true...women are confusing creatures, they never say what they mean and they hardly ever make sense.

what a women really wants is a bad boy to bang the hell out of her and then treat her like sh-it...try that next time. It works better than poems do.
Maybe he can write bad boy poetry, thus satisfying all of her needs.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:20 AM   #34
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Maybe he can write bad boy poetry, thus satisfying all of her needs.
this is too funny
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:21 AM   #35
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Maybe he can write bad boy poetry

Oh there's no maybe about it
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Old 07-04-2007, 05:20 AM   #36
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Hopefully you didn't read her the poem; she'll probably sleep with half of Washington DC if you do.

... just to kill you a little
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:12 AM   #37
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"Spare of the moment"...

This reminds me of a friend whom thought the phrase "for all intents and purposes" was actually "for all intensive purposes".
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:24 PM   #38
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in the spare of the moment, i looked back at him,
he called himself agent orange, but i thought his name was ra-qim.
we sipped a cup of coffee at the local starbucks,
i told him i didnt want a boyfriend, and was just looking for a few fu(ks.

in the spare of the moment, he looked rather confused,
i was getting a bit horny, at the thought of being used.
the sweat started to bead down his cute little nose,
all i could think to myself, "is this the guy i chose?"

in the spare of the moment, i realized that i would be his first,
my juices were flowing, i thought i would burst.
i invited him back to my place for some fun,
in a nervous voice he said, "no, i wont come"

in the spare of the moment, i said, "i'll be gentle",
he started to shake, i think his problem was mental,
so i got up from the table in a huff,
A.O. was all talk, it was just a big bluff.


in the spur of the moment, months later i logged onto ish,
to catch up on the trades; the nba news that was delish.
to my surprise i read a poem about me,
i smile at the one time at starbucks, at what might be.

in the spur of the moment, now all A.O.'s friends know the real deal,
about our "relationship", but that i just wanted to kneel
in front of A.O. and have a good time
but instead, i had to write this rebuttle rhyme

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Old 07-04-2007, 03:50 PM   #39
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He meant to say, "In a spare moment", not "In the spur of the moment".

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Old 07-04-2007, 04:08 PM   #40
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He meant to say, "In a spare moment", not "In the spur of the moment".

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Old 07-04-2007, 04:27 PM   #41
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I love this board.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:57 PM   #42
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He meant to say, "In a spare moment", not "In the spur of the moment".

diipshiiites
but he didn't. hence the reason why it's funny. :
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Old 07-04-2007, 06:58 PM   #43
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He meant to say, "In a spare moment", not "In the spur of the moment".

diipshiiites

wow you are retarded. Plug in "in a spare moment" into his original poem and see if it makes sense.

Dumbasss
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Old 07-04-2007, 07:03 PM   #44
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He meant to say, "In a spare moment", not "In the spur of the moment".

diipshiiites
In a spare moment?? Wow, i'm guessing your single as well.
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Old 07-04-2007, 07:07 PM   #45
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in the spare of the moment, i looked back at him,
he called himself agent orange, but i thought his name was ra-qim.
we sipped a cup of coffee at the local starbucks,
i told him i didnt want a boyfriend, and was just looking for a few fu(ks.

in the spare of the moment, he looked rather confused,
i was getting a bit horny, at the thought of being used.
the sweat started to bead down his cute little nose,
all i could think to myself, "is this the guy i chose?"

in the spare of the moment, i realized that i would be his first,
my juices were flowing, i thought i would burst.
i invited him back to my place for some fun,
in a nervous voice he said, "no, i wont come"

in the spare of the moment, i said, "i'll be gentle",
he started to shake, i think his problem was mental,
so i got up from the table in a huff,
A.O. was all talk, it was just a big bluff.


in the spur of the moment, months later i logged onto ish,
to catch up on the trades; the nba news that was delish.
to my surprise i read a poem about me,
i smile at the one time at starbucks, at what might be.

in the spur of the moment, now all A.O.'s friends know the real deal,
about our "relationship", but that i just wanted to kneel
in front of A.O. and have a good time
but instead, i had to write this rebuttle rhyme

but alas, i feel for A.O,
all of this writing is really for show.
for although our "love" existed not,
i still want to receive his primal "shot"
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