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Old 09-20-2007, 03:27 PM   #61
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:09 PM   #62
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Spur of the moment, d!ckhead. No wonder she left you.

that's funny!
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:21 PM   #63
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AO, You need to slap yourself.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:28 PM   #64
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What a great Thread we have here...

THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH

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Old 09-28-2007, 05:48 PM   #65
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had to bump this on--- still cracks me up
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:50 PM   #66
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GREATNESS
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:22 PM   #67
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in the spare of the moment, i looked back at him,
he called himself agent orange, but i thought his name was ra-qim.
we sipped a cup of coffee at the local starbucks,
i told him i didnt want a boyfriend, and was just looking for a few fu(ks.

in the spare of the moment, he looked rather confused,
i was getting a bit horny, at the thought of being used.
the sweat started to bead down his cute little nose,
all i could think to myself, "is this the guy i chose?"

in the spare of the moment, i realized that i would be his first,
my juices were flowing, i thought i would burst.
i invited him back to my place for some fun,
in a nervous voice he said, "no, i wont come"

in the spare of the moment, i said, "i'll be gentle",
he started to shake, i think his problem was mental,
so i got up from the table in a huff,
A.O. was all talk, it was just a big bluff.


in the spur of the moment, months later i logged onto ish,
to catch up on the trades; the nba news that was delish.
to my surprise i read a poem about me,
i smile at the one time at starbucks, at what might be.

in the spur of the moment, now all A.O.'s friends know the real deal,
about our "relationship", but that i just wanted to kneel
in front of A.O. and have a good time
but instead, i had to write this rebuttle rhyme

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Old 10-03-2007, 02:37 PM   #68
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you are not alone.
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Old 10-03-2007, 02:39 PM   #69
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you are not alone.



http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0170920AAMHqMb

I googled it.
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Old 01-19-2008, 11:28 PM   #70
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And found this:

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Old 01-19-2008, 11:30 PM   #71
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Old 01-19-2008, 11:31 PM   #72
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man, this is SO not funny anymore.
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Old 01-20-2008, 12:33 AM   #73
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This is nothing compared to J Fresh3 or VC's mess.
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:21 AM   #74
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Since this is the funniest thread to ever grace ISH it was time to give it it's annual BUMP. It still makes me laugh.

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Old 08-20-2008, 03:29 AM   #75
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half the people who posted in this thread banned lol
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