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Old 07-07-2007, 01:26 PM   #1
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Are you?

Seriously, do you think girls find you smooth and skilled or do you sometimes or often feel insecure about THE skills?

I suppose...I'm good. I think. I guess. I don't know.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:17 PM   #2
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i guess there's no one in the world who isn't even one bit insecure of himself in that regard. women included.

it's just social programming. even "smoothest" guys tend to question their ability. and sex not being an exact science or skill, makes thing even tougher.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:21 PM   #3
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the more one m asturbates, the harder it is to "get it up" for sex. I have to cut back on this in the event that I have intercourse at any point here soon. I know some people on ISH are gonna freak out over the word "m asturbate," but most of us single guys do it on a regular basis. Just don't overdo it. Examine the reasons why you do it. After awhile, instead of self pleasure, it just becomes a habit/something to do when you're bored.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:31 PM   #4
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the more one m asturbates, the harder it is to "get it up" for sex. I have to cut back on this in the event that I have intercourse at any point here soon. I know some people on ISH are gonna freak out over the word "m asturbate," but most of us single guys do it on a regular basis. Just don't overdo it. Examine the reasons why you do it. After awhile, instead of self pleasure, it just becomes a habit/something to do when you're bored.
Oh my god you can't use the "M" word in here. You're going to hell you sinner. Burn you filthy pervert.

Just kidding. It's true about the bored part though.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:34 PM   #5
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Oh my god you can't use the "M" word in here. You're going to hell you sinner. Burn you filthy pervert.

Just kidding. It's true about the bored part though.

haha............I was just saying that people on here can't talk about *********ing in an adult manner, so I questioned as to whether or not I should bring it up.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:36 PM   #6
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haha............I was just saying that people on here can't talk about *********ing in an adult manner, so I questioned as to whether or not I should bring it up.
I've seen it talked about a bit in other threads. You gotta admit though it can be funny.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:40 PM   #7
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where is howard5dirk41 on this thread:

j/k, it's perfectly normal as long as it doesn't go to the extreme. i know many guys who have regular sex and still m asturbate.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:42 PM   #8
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where is howard5dirk41 on this thread:

j/k, it's perfectly normal as long as it doesn't go to the extreme. i know many guys who have regular sex and still m asturbate.
Was he the vacum cleaner guy? God, that was disgusting. And he thought it was funny.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:46 PM   #9
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well, it is funny in a twisted, disgusting way:

i really laughed out loud, in real life, not as a phrase, as i tried to imagine that.

and then b-low wrote about how it would get stuck and he'd have to drive to the hospital like that: one of funniest posts i read on this forum ever
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:50 PM   #10
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well, it is funny in a twisted, disgusting way:

i really laughed out loud, in real life, not as a phrase, as i tried to imagine that.

and then b-low wrote about how it would get stuck and he'd have to drive to the hospital like that: one of funniest posts i read on this forum ever
Yea it was funny in a ****ed up way. It reminds me of a scene in Scrubs where they are looking at "Ass slides" and each of the person with the thing up there butts says "I...Fell on it." then the last guy just shrugs his shoulders and says "I was bored."
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:43 PM   #11
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that was the funniest thread in ISH history....no question about it

and there was more than just the vacum cleaner to laugh it...there were countless posts that had me laughing...
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:45 PM   #12
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I thought this was goin' to be a question about slepping.
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:50 AM   #13
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It's ain't about the size of the ship, it's the motion on the ocean.
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Old 07-08-2007, 10:13 AM   #14
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I have a spin cycle that can last for 45 minutes.


good ab exercise
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:00 PM   #15
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Im the man in bed!!..Just ask my girl..

Or atleast that's what she tells me.. lol
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