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Old 07-08-2007, 12:06 AM   #16
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is it true that heaven is a place where you get to nail a bunch a virgins for eternity and if so are you alowed to request a pro....or a women that knows what she is doing.

virgins can be very boring in the sack if you know what I mean
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #17
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is it true that heaven is a place where you get to nail a bunch a virgins for eternity and if so are you alowed to request a pro....or a women that knows what she is doing.

virgins can be very boring in the sack if you know what I mean


heaven or jannah will be the ultimate fantasy. you will be perfectly fit and have your own palace. And, yes you will be served with the finest of experienced woman. There are 7 levels of heaven. Each one progresses in greatness. On the 7th level, are the prophets and Allah. It is very rare to be on that level. Prayer is not mandatory, all laws of Islam is extinguished. You have already paid your dues, smoke, get high, drunk, as much as you want. You still have the option of praying of course.
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #18
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:14 AM   #19
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is it true that heaven is a place where you get to nail a bunch a virgins for eternity and if so are you alowed to request a pro....or a women that knows what she is doing.

virgins can be very boring in the sack if you know what I mean
i think that's if you sacrifice yourself or give your life in he name of allah in some form or another you recieve the virgins..
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:14 AM   #20
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are you an idiot? it's probihited, period...


i guess it's different.
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heaven or jannah will be the ultimate fantasy. you will be perfectly fit and have your own palace. And, yes you will be served with the finest of experienced woman. There are 7 levels of heaven. Each one progresses in greatness. On the 7th level, are the prophets and Allah. It is very rare to be on that level. Prayer is not mandatory, all laws of Islam is extinguished. You have already paid your dues, smoke, get high, drunk, as much as you want. You still have the option of praying of course.
ok....so our souls will have hormones and we will still want to get some...

what about the women, do they get nailed by big virgin men for eternity or are they forced to serve us men...?
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ok....so our souls will have hormones and we will still want to get some...

what about the women, do they get nailed by big virgin men for eternity or are they forced to serve us men...?


your wife will not join you. they are free to do as they please.
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:18 AM   #23
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are you an arab?

and if yes...where are you from?

Are you the most arrogant son of a ***** in the world. Not all Muslims are Arabs.
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Are you the most arrogant son of a ***** in the world. Not all Muslims are Arabs.


calm down dude, he's asking questions.
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:20 AM   #25
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your wife will not join you. they are free to do as they please.
so our souls have genitals....and we get to have sex with virgin souls....interesting

are there any STDs up there, will we have to purchase condoms?
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Are you the most arrogant son of a ***** in the world. Not all Muslims are Arabs.
that's why I asked him you dip sh-it

if i thought all muslims where then why would I ask?
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:21 AM   #27
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so our souls have genitals....and we get to have sex with virgin souls....interesting

are there any STDs up there, will we have to purchase condoms?


Disease is nonexistent.

However in hell, disease is the air you breathe.
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Disease is nonexistent.

However in hell, disease is the air you breathe.
are we still flesh and bone?
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:23 AM   #29
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How do you view the differences between a moslem and muslim?
How do you view the differences between sunni and shia (shi-ite)?
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:24 AM   #30
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are we still flesh and bone?



that, i am not sure of. Most likely, yes but with enhanced features such as everyone will be extremely physically fit.
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