Re: crazy shit happen with me yesterday
So I was walking with a friend of mine through a basketball court minding my own business, carrying some pizza.
Some fakkits were playing Around the World, and one of the idiots missed a 3-pter. He got very angry and blamed me, saying my pizza smelled too good.
He grabbed my glasses and broke them, then immediately began crying and apologizing when my friend said he was calling the cops.
These fakkits were trying to run away, but I stalled them, offering them some pizza while my friend secretly called the police.
The police came and beat the shit out of these ghetto pieces of crap. We laughed and ate the rest of our pizzas in peace.
Later on, when the cops left, the fakkit who broke my glasses begged me to not take his money from him because he claimed he was going to a party with some "hot" girls. Turns out his friends wanted to go to a gay strip club. I just lol'd and took his money to buy new glasses.
OP can confirm.