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Old 07-17-2007, 02:06 PM   #1
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Default Joke of the Day17th July

HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

>I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale

and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.



"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"



Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this
was fun!



"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.


Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!"
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:15 PM   #2
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Default Re: Joke of the Day17th July

not funny
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:04 PM   #3
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Default Re: Joke of the Day17th July

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not funny

You try.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:17 PM   #4
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I actually found it funny
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