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Old 08-08-2007, 09:06 AM   #1
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Default Your World War 3 Strategy?

First and foremost - this thread is intended to be fun and purely for entertainment purposes only. The intent is not to express hate or malice towards another race of people or entire nations. The purpose is to provide your personal strategy of how to win the war.

To keep things simple, you are head general, commander in chief or whatever you want to call yourself. You represent the United States of America, and you're the mastermind behind this great nation's war plan. What would you do to help the US prevail and triumph in the greatest and perhaps final war ever in the history of our planet?

Would you form an alliance with Russia, then destroy the rest of the world along their side?

Maybe you'd want to rain a nuclear shower on London and eradicate those "bloody bastards" once and for all.

Perhaps you'd invade Canada and Mexico, capture all their men ages 18-25 and enroll them into the US Army, enlisting them as the "front line" like we did blacks back in Vietnam.

What would you do? How would you go about winning this war?
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:25 AM   #2
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First and foremost - this thread is intended to be fun and purely for entertainment purposes only. The intent is not to express hate or malice towards another race of people or entire nations. The purpose is to provide your personal strategy of how to win the war.

To keep things simple, you are head general, commander in chief or whatever you want to call yourself. You represent the United States of America, and you're the mastermind behind this great nation's war plan. What would you do to help the US prevail and triumph in the greatest and perhaps final war ever in the history of our planet?

Would you form an alliance with Russia, then destroy the rest of the world along their side?

Maybe you'd want to rain a nuclear shower on London and eradicate those "bloody bastards" once and for all.

Perhaps you'd invade Canada and Mexico, capture all their men ages 18-25 and enroll them into the US Army, enlisting them as the "front line" like we did blacks back in Vietnam.

What would you do? How would you go about winning this war?


Who are we fighting WWIII against? That will dictate the strategy.

War planning is built on who you are fighting and what their capabilities are.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:36 AM   #3
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Default Re: Your World War 3 Strategy?

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First and foremost - this thread is intended to be fun and purely for entertainment purposes only. The intent is not to express hate or malice towards another race of people or entire nations. The purpose is to provide your personal strategy of how to win the war.

To keep things simple, you are head general, commander in chief or whatever you want to call yourself. You represent the United States of America, and you're the mastermind behind this great nation's war plan. What would you do to help the US prevail and triumph in the greatest and perhaps final war ever in the history of our planet?

Would you form an alliance with Russia, then destroy the rest of the world along their side?

Maybe you'd want to rain a nuclear shower on London and eradicate those "bloody bastards" once and for all.

Perhaps you'd invade Canada and Mexico, capture all their men ages 18-25 and enroll them into the US Army, enlisting them as the "front line" like we did blacks back in Vietnam.

What would you do? How would you go about winning this war?

You are not talking about war, you are talking about complete annihilation/domination of the free standing world. In that case a bioweapon with a short life span or with an antidote/vaccine would be the offensive country's best bet

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Old 08-08-2007, 11:54 AM   #4
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Default Re: Your World War 3 Strategy?

Kill every man, woman and child.

War should be used very rarely and as an endgame.

As Metallica once said "Kill 'Em All"

Now, I'm not talking about Arabs, I'm talking about whoever they're at war with whenever WW3 happens....if ever.
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Old 08-08-2007, 12:34 PM   #5
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Who are we fighting WWIII against? That will dictate the strategy.

War planning is built on who you are fighting and what their capabilities are.

Use your imagination... be creative...
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:02 PM   #6
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Invoke the one true God and then fight behind his banner eliminating the other God.

(Christian God vs Allah, though they are technically one and the same, good luck convincing the opposing parties)
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Old 08-08-2007, 01:04 PM   #7
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Invoke the one true God and then fight behind his banner eliminating the other God.

(Christian God vs Allah, though they are technically one and the same, good luck convincing the opposing parties)

Can we have a cool fight like in Kingdom of Heaven with swords and horses too?

Deals off though if Bush doesn't come riding in with a silver face mask.

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Old 08-08-2007, 01:11 PM   #8
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Can we have a cool fight like in Kingdom of Heaven with swords and horses too?

Deals off though if Bush doesn't come riding in with a silver face mask.




Bush can come in riding that huge throne carried by 50 men like Xerxes in 300.
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:11 PM   #9
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WW3 should be fought with nothing but fu*king dirt clods and super soakers full of piss. POW's should be **** on and forced to bone farm animals.
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:51 PM   #10
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I say we do the same thing all those English did to us, I say it's payback.And stick an American Flag in the PM's chest. Then the people from Blue Collar TV do stand up at the head office. Plus we admit we killed the princess. Getter Dun.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:09 PM   #11
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First and foremost - this thread is intended to be fun and purely for entertainment purposes only. The intent is not to express hate or malice towards another race of people or entire nations. The purpose is to provide your personal strategy of how to win the war.

To keep things simple, you are head general, commander in chief or whatever you want to call yourself. You represent the United States of America, and you're the mastermind behind this great nation's war plan. What would you do to help the US prevail and triumph in the greatest and perhaps final war ever in the history of our planet?

Would you form an alliance with Russia, then destroy the rest of the world along their side?

Maybe you'd want to rain a nuclear shower on London and eradicate those "bloody bastards" once and for all.

Perhaps you'd invade Canada and Mexico, capture all their men ages 18-25 and enroll them into the US Army, enlisting them as the "front line" like we did blacks back in Vietnam.

What would you do? How would you go about winning this war?
Isn't this simple? I mean WWIII happens and we are going dump every nuke we have on the other country. They'll drop every nuke they have on us, and if you live in a big city your prob. gonna die.
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Isn't this simple? I mean WWIII happens and we are going dump every nuke we have on the other country. They'll drop every nuke they have on us, and if you live in a big city your prob. gonna die.


Nukes suck. plasma based weaponry capable of instantly vaporizing a human being is so much cooler
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:17 PM   #13
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Default Re: Your World War 3 Strategy?

I like satellite guns more.

As for land based weapons, I choose rail guns. But ones that can shoot through anything up to 2000 miles away and follow the curve of the earth. I can snipe all of the Middle Eastern dictators from a base in Iraq.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:31 PM   #14
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Drop the Y-chromosome bomb and eliminate all men...oh wait.
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Ok.

First we pay some lunny archeologists to act as though they found some ridiculously cool and history altering tumb in Egypt but we leave some crazy virus down there thats been dormant for 1000 years and it causes a modern plague.

Then we nuke the hell out of Nigeria as soon as we get that done, all the aid organizations will start pouring into Africa and the leaders start coming to show their support. We start blaming a middle easter country for doing it by having Bush come on tv and saying "it was them!" and pointing his finger in the general direction of Iran.

We send Micko over to Iran and he becomes the face of the Irani revolutionary culture. As soon as that happens, we get Micko to start an uprising and give his weapons. But then we kill him too. The whole Irani revolutionary rebellion goes nuts without their leader. Chaos everywhere. Bush comes on tv and says, "haha, I told you it was him." Tabloids start reporting that Micko got killed by the Irani Prez after their affair became public news.

Since, Iran is out of the picture now, we focus all our money on building the Death Star and after Dick Cheney kills Bush in a hunting accident, George Lucas is chosen as President by Oprach which can actually happen because Bush nullified the Constitution as his last act as president.

After the Death Star goes up into the sky, we invite all the world leaders except for the Swiss to the Death Star. But on their way up, we shoot their plane down with our invisible death star lazers but we blame it on Cheney's quail hunting mishap. (We leave the swiss alone because George Lucas likes their chocolate)

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