Help! I need to get out of the house at night (excuses)

[dcrazy]

I need to envoke the power of ISH for help. I need excuses to get out of my house late at night, and I can't think of anything good. I need something to tell my mom. And I can't say "go for a walk" because that doesn't work. Help.

[gts]

tell her your going to meet up with some crack heads..smoke a few blunts and if you can still walk and your not arrested you'll be home before it's time for her to get up in the morning...parents always love honesty and she'll respect you for it

[Richie2k6]

Tell your mom you think it's that time in life where you need to get your groove thang on and lose that V-Card to a nice young chick. She'll understand. ... That is what you're leaving the house at night for, right?

[dcrazy]

Originally Posted by gts

tell her your going to meet up with some crack heads..smoke a few blunts and if you can still walk and your not arrested you'll be home before it's time for her to get up in the morning...parents always love honesty and she'll respect you for it

Fuck you. Good job polluting my thread asshole.

[dcrazy]

Bump mofo's.

[Dodonpa]

jesus how old are u?

[statman32]

Originally Posted by dcrazy

I need to envoke the power of ISH for help. I need excuses to get out of my house late at night, and I can't think of anything good. I need something to tell my mom. And I can't say "go for a walk" because that doesn't work. Help.

How old are you and what will you be doing?

[LAZYBOY]

Tell her your best friend needs some head, you know....the truth will set you free.

[liverandonions]

my moms does the same thing to me, but she knows who DA MAN is..........

[dcrazy]

Originally Posted by statman32

How old are you and what will you be doing?

I am 14. And I need to go to partys with alcoholic beverages.

[statman32]

Originally Posted by dcrazy

I am 14. And I need to go to partys with alcoholic beverages.

While I do not support underage drinking, you could just tell your parents that you are spending the night at a friends for a halo party.

[gts]

Originally Posted by dcrazy

Fuck you. Good job polluting my thread asshole.

haha too funny....

[B-Low]

hold up so they deleted all the posts discouraging the 14 year old from sneaking out past curfew to get into some underage drinking but left the posts giving him advice!?

What a world lol...

[statman32]

Originally Posted by B-Low

hold up so they deleted all the posts discouraging the 14 year old from sneaking out past curfew to get into some underage drinking but left the posts giving him advice!?

What a world lol...

Thats what I thought but he created this thread twice and you were probably loking at the other thread.

[B-Low]

lol yup i was