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Old 08-19-2007, 11:44 PM   #46
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Statman32s Piggy Bank Part 2

Glove_20 seems to think its easy to make 500k a year
that dumb ass must have had one to many beers
Lakerfreak had a dumbass cuz named Cool
Some priest ate his ass in some catholic school

GeeWiz15 now goes to Virginia Tech
Gets all his money from his disability check
RidonKs thinks he's so damn smart
too bad he'll soon die of a enlarged heart

Part 3 coming soon....
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:46 PM   #47
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Alright I'm done for the night. I'll get back at your ritchie.
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:47 PM   #48
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when it come to postin
you know the bat straight up roast em
or you can call me phenom
cuz i drop bombs like the iraq taliban like i was gettin it from iran
posters i make silly so be smart and don't start
or i'll end after you spark and you'll just be a memory
like one post willy
here i am come get me is that the best that you got?
shid, i got my own emoticon
need i say more that this is why i'm hot.
i'm a legend in my own time
you just beggin for some of my shine
no homo but suck a d!@k
and get ya own s#!t
and raise up offa mine.

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Old 08-19-2007, 11:49 PM   #49
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kates cooch is pretty hot,
or so we all been told
but we all know your statman
and that is pretty old
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:53 PM   #50
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No, No ,No. I said I was done
You keep coming back , now i'm gonna shoot you with a machine gun

You're not bad on the mic
i'll give you that
But your posting really sucks
And your grammar is wack

I'm the King around here and you know it
Keep claiming your the best
but you've yet to show it

Don't call me out or I'll rattle your ass
I'll bang your head against the wall and beat you with broken glass

I'm gonna fuak you up real nice and send you home to your mother
I'll make sure you don't mess with me again you mother fuaker

I said don't ever mess with me again
I really mean it or kill you like john lenn

Im really getting tired of people trying to battle me
Its getting really played out and i gotta pee
This next verse is gonna shtt all over your so called bars
i mean its like your new to the game like 1960 man on mars

Who says bars? That shtt is dumb
Your mother could do better then that and shes a crackass bum

Speaking of your mother
( which i never speak of *wink ,wink*)
Yours is mighty fine
sucking on her pusssy is like sipping on juice of a sweet cherry vien
Alright man. Now you're makin' me bring out some new shyt.


My grammar is whack boy? I slam harder than Javaris Crittenton
And at least I add periods on the end of my sentences
You say you're the best, but I'm ready to take that throne
I'll outrap you and send your sorry ass home

You say you'll beat my head in and all of that
I can do better to you, simple, say hello to my gat
Point it at your head, pull the trigger and that's it
You'll be on the floor quicker than fresh dog shyt

Speakin of dog shyt I think I'm battling with that right now
Phewee go take a shower or get out of town
You call yourself a gangsta and you use that persona
I'll make sure you stop calling yourself that and I'll disrespect your honor

You dunno who you're messing with, I'm at the top of my game
I'm quicker than how long it took to vote MJ into the Hall of Fame
Reminds me of Michael Jackson, isn't he a freak ass queer?
I bet when you saw he raped little boys you got up and cheered

I keep telling you it's over and you keep coming back
Boy do you want me to diss you so hard you'll have a heart attack?
I can rip you up, shred you up or slice and dice you
I'll leave your punk ass shriveled and blink like Mr. McGoo

Fo shizzle my nizzle, off the hizzle yeah fo shizzle
I got more chicks in my bed than in the avatar of L.Kizzle
You see that's what happens when you mess with the best
If I've whooped you too hard, you can go and take a rest

Just let me know when you're ready for another embarassment session
Because I'm ready to battle man, i got ruthless aggression
Now since you're probably crying and wanting me to stop the hate
I'll pause for a moment and let your sorry ass recuperate


Uhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh.

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Old 08-19-2007, 11:55 PM   #51
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God damnit these guys can't rap or do rhymin
I'm gonna pull my hair out if the keep tryin
And no i ain't lying
You mother fuaking bymen

Ya I said you're a bymen, another word for fagoot
Its cause you fuak guys and thats worse then bredding maggots
Gaay men fuaking literally discuss the hell out of me
Maybe thats why when statman and richie talk to eachother i just gotta SCREAM!

Eww nasty biitch ,that make me think of the time i fuaked statmans mother in her prime
Even then she was nasty and had a nasty jyme
A jyme is a cliit that has been battled and brusin
Like a Mike tyson fightin Holyfield and get his ass beat and lossin

Please stop now guys i beg you please
another one of these so called bars and my ears are gonna bleed
Ya bleed is what i said
i'm the only one left from reading them cause i haven't went to bed
Bed sounds nice since i've been hearing this crap
This shtt you guys doing isn't even rap
Rap is a art form and i'm an artist
you guys are sloppy bittches and doing it just for the jist
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:57 PM   #52
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Yo Yo Yo *clears throat*

I waited in line for 22 hours to see the Price is Right
hoping to spin the big wheel, and get with Barker's beauties that night
After the show, when they gave me my lamborghini
I said to them, come back to my hotel, and lets get freaky

When I told them that I post on ISH
They said, "oh that's so hot, what's your one wish?
I said to them, I want to be the next host of the show
and bang you broads, as you come and go

so I called CBS hoping for the job
they said "we don't want a 25-year old nobody succeeding Bob"
I said, "but I'm approaching 3,000 posts on ISH"
they said, "holy ****, you are the schiznik!"
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:57 PM   #53
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I just murdered this thread
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:59 PM   #54
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I just murdered this thread


I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:06 AM   #55
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Originally Posted by Day La Ghetto
God damnit these guys can't rap or do rhymin
I'm gonna pull my hair out if the keep tryin
And no i ain't lying
You mother fuaking bymen

Ya I said you're a bymen, another word for fagoot
Its cause you fuak guys and thats worse then bredding maggots
Gaay men fuaking literally discuss the hell out of me
Maybe thats why when statman and richie talk to eachother i just gotta SCREAM!

Eww nasty biitch ,that make me think of the time i fuaked statmans mother in her prime
Even then she was nasty and had a nasty jyme
A jyme is a cliit that has been battled and brusin
Like a Mike tyson fightin Holyfield and get his ass beat and lossin

Please stop now guys i beg you please
another one of these so called bars and my ears are gonna bleed
Ya bleed is what i said
i'm the only one left from reading them cause i haven't went to bed
Bed sounds nice since i've been hearing this crap
This shtt you guys doing isn't even rap
Rap is a art form and i'm an artist
you guys are sloppy bittches and doing it just for the jist
Why are you rapping if you say rapping is an art?
You ain't got no vibe, I dunno where to start
Your rhymes go everywhere, from one place to another
Kinda like me driving around while getting oral from your mother

You probably still go to corner stores to pick up milk for your mom
Or you still have to pay girls to take you to the prom
Or maybe your mommy still gets you those Batman boxers?
Don't forget to look under your bed kid, there might be monsters

Whoops didn't mean to scare you, I was just playin around
Wait, what's that I hear? Some kind of sound?
Yeah, it's the sound of me taking your throne and throwing you to the ground

I get more hoes than Wilt in his prime in Philly
My d*ck is so big it almost freed Willy
I ride Cadillacs, Bentley's and Lambo's too
Get on your knees and beg and maybe I'll give a ride to you

That shopping cart you roll around in can't be fun
Piece of crap probably don't even have the strength to pull the trigger on a gun
I bet you wear fake grills made out of aluminum foil
And I bet your shopping cart runs on vegetable oil

I bet you're Googling up freestyle punchlines just to keep up with me
Okay.. I won't diss you too bad, I'll try not to make a scene
But before you start cryin, I just got one more thing that I gotta say
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:15 AM   #56
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Looks like the ghetto boy logged off, I guess I should too
I'm done freestyling here so peace out to all of you


Done. That was fun.
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:21 AM   #57
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GTS you need to go sit back down
You try and rhyme and it turns into a damn ghost town
You always love talking about the Waffle House
But from what I hear that place is where you get that pubic louse

Phenom you should have just stayed in your bat cave
Now that your out I'm gonna make you my slave
Yes I did just go there, what you gonna do
You just a dumb ass prick that smells like doo-doo

Richie that last rhyme you had made me laugh
I guess I can make you a part of my maintenance staff
Your job would be to mostly just cook and clean
You probably wont mind since your a closet queen

DaylaGhetto always tries to bring up my mom
Too bad no one will touch this mutha falking Uncle Tom
I'm sorry for my words, I just speak the truth
Now go back to sucking ****, we all know you got that sweet tooth

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Old 08-20-2007, 12:32 AM   #58
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WHo got next?
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:34 AM   #59
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WHo got next?
i'm not playing anymore, your just gonna make fun of the waffle house... hehe
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:36 AM   #60
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i'm not playing anymore, your just gonna make fun of the waffle house... hehe
Nah I like that place. There is a closed down one about 2 miles from my house. Pretty dissapointing.
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