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Old 08-20-2007, 12:51 AM   #61
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Yo Yo Yo *clears throat*

I waited in line for 22 hours to see the Price is Right
hoping to spin the big wheel, and get with Barker's beauties that night
After the show, when they gave me my lamborghini
I said to them, come back to my hotel, and lets get freaky

When I told them that I post on ISH
They said, "oh that's so hot, what's your one wish?
I said to them, I want to be the next host of the show
and bang you broads, as you come and go

so I called CBS hoping for the job
they said "we don't want a 25-year old nobody succeeding Bob"
I said, "but I'm approaching 3,000 posts on ISH"
they said, "holy ****, you are the schiznik!"

Would you please stop talking about The Price Is Right
I bet you would love to have Bob Barker next to you on your wedding night
You also like fat girls, thats pretty gross
Especially that white girl that looked like a ghost

You a Cavs fan, and you love to ride LeBrons dick
I bet you would love to hop on it like a pogo stick
You said you want to be a teacher, that I couldn't believe
until I saw you with that naked 8 year old boy on Christmas Eve
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:52 AM   #62
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Would you please stop talking about The Price Is Right
I bet you would love to have Bob Barker next to you on your wedding night
You also like fat girls, thats pretty gross
Especially that white girl that looked like a ghost

You a Cavs fan, and you love to ride LeBrons dick
I bet you would love to hop on it like a pogo stick
You said you want to be a teacher, that I couldn't believe
until I saw you with that naked 8 year old boy on Christmas Eve


Ya know, I was actually gonna ask you to do a rap about me. Haha, good one
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:54 AM   #63
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Ya know, I was actually gonna ask you to do a rap about me. Haha, good one

What the hell is going on in this thread... I thought it would it would go away.

Doomsday Dallas will defeat everyone here in a freestyle.

Do I need to Own the Throne?
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:01 AM   #64
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im about to jump in this

everybody on this thread think the best out here
come see me...ill put ya azz in a wheel chair
now how can this be fair its me against them
thats like earl boykins against big ben
and thats just not right ya'll just not nice
face it homeboy you just iight
i see you in the strrets and we just might fight

i got a cocky flow
even ya mommy know
i stay with the bud like rudy from the cosby show
i call your girl she say she will be at my house in a hour nikka
i bust on her hair tell her next time bring shower caps wit her

im so disrepectful
its not even a joke and come around me always got the blade
so ya azz is gettin poked
turn ya hightop to a fade and stay with the fo7ks
black flags tied all around just like a rope

nobody on this board want it with me...im the truth easpecially the supposed "gangsta" da la ghetto...was poppin

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Old 08-20-2007, 01:07 AM   #65
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*shatters the glass and steps into the booth*

okay, we doin raps about posters, so i'll add my two cents
you dudes rhymes is tired. your flows are all spent
my flows ridiculous like i'm merriman on steroids
the only thing ridiculous bout ya'll is your claims that you don't touch lil boys
i was just about to leave, but i had to bring it back man
when i heard it was a homo thug tryna rap, by the name of statman
what kind of s#!t is that man? you know Phenom don't play
you more like that dude off soul plane pronounce his name gayman
and day la ghetto wear stilettos and mlh think he triple HHH
and even a blind man can see that doomsday dallas
ain't even got what it takes
you dudes is all fakes and chachi in charge was just a troll.
next poster up? just gone add to my death toll.


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Old 08-20-2007, 01:09 AM   #66
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What the hell is going on in this thread... I thought it would it would go away.

Doomsday Dallas will defeat everyone here in a freestyle.

Do I need to Own the Throne?

You have got to be kidding me, some loser from Dallas
I just saw you at the mutha falking dance palace
You the cat that thinks milk is bad
You just as dumb as your deadbeat dad

Now since your from Dallas, you probably love Dirk
He just pulled down his pants and put you to work
You try to brag about you drinking beer
Too bad you got a ******, now go get a pap smear
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:19 AM   #67
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*shatters the glass and steps into the booth*

okay, we doin raps about posters, so i'll add my two cents
you dudes rhymes is tired. your flows are all spent
my flows ridiculous like i'm merriman on steroids
the only thing ridiculous bout ya'll is your claims that you don't touch lil boys
i was just about to leave, but i had to bring it back man
when i heard it was a homo thug tryna rap, by the name of statman
what kind of s#!t is that man? you know Phenom don't play
you more like that dude off soul plane pronounce his name gayman
and day la ghetto wear stilettos and mlh think he triple HHH
and even a blind man can see that doomsday dallas
ain't even got what it takes
you dudes is all fakes and chachi in charge was just a troll.
next poster up? just gone add to my death toll.


I falked your white girl, thats all I got to say
Took her to the club and said ay bay bay
Your obsession with Batman is pretty absurd
I'm the damn Bat here, you just a baby bird

You like Carlton, as white as can be
Wearing a fake cashmere sweater, and drinking a cup of tea
We all know you a joker, thats easy to see
I'll shoot your ass dead, and thats a guarantee
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:28 AM   #68
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For some loser in my fantasy bball league:

I'm gonna tell you bout this kid named Hawker
This kids in my bball league and think hes a sweet talker
But he ain't got no deal done, yah hes stuck in a rut
I'm gonna have to blame it on his ugly bowl cut
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:36 AM   #69
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I've got 15 min before I go home. Did I really end this game?
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:48 AM   #70
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I've got 15 min before I go home. Did I really end this game?

no..did u see my freestyle it was wayyyy better
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:58 AM   #71
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im about to jump in this

everybody on this thread think the best out here
come see me...ill put ya azz in a wheel chair
now how can this be fair its me against them
thats like earl boykins against big ben
and thats just not right ya'll just not nice
face it homeboy you just iight
i see you in the strrets and we just might fight

i got a cocky flow
even ya mommy know
i stay with the bud like rudy from the cosby show
i call your girl she say she will be at my house in a hour nikka
i bust on her hair tell her next time bring shower caps wit her

im so disrepectful
its not even a joke and come around me always got the blade
so ya azz is gettin poked
turn ya hightop to a fade and stay with the fo7ks
black flags tied all around just like a rope

nobody on this board want it with me...im the truth easpecially the supposed "gangsta" da la ghetto...was poppin

Your rhymes aint bad, especially the one about the Cosby Show
But my words are so much better, your time was long ago
You say your from Brooklyn, that place has got some ugly ass hoes
I went there when I was 12, and saw your mom with kum right under her nose

I don't know you too well, you seem to be a newbie on this board
If you even try messing with me, I'll rip out your spinal cord
Now I'm gonna end this, I'm probably off to bed
Go be a good boy, and make me some cinnamon bread
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:03 AM   #72
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the best rap thread i've seen here
nice to see cats can have a bit of down time
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:15 AM   #73
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[quote=statman32]Your rhymes aint bad, especially the one about the Cosby Show
But my words are so much better, your time was long ago
You say your from Brooklyn, that place has got some ugly ass hoes
I went there when I was 12, and saw your mom with kum right under her nose

I don't know you too well, you seem to be a newbie on this board
If you even try messing with me, I'll rip out your spinal cord
Now I'm gonna end this, I'm probably off to bed
Go be a good boy, and make me some cinnamon bread[/QUOTEi

ill give ya moms the real lovin
ill throw a party in your mom mouth we all actually kum-in
come to your house bend ya moms over
after ya moms tell ya pops the marriage is over

he left the house jumped in a honda accord
u see im fuuackin up the game like your little brother stepped on the cord

im the truth out here
u just a little phony
yea go to sleep cuz u a little homie

im usually in gp doin wat i do/like im doin it for t.v
crusin in the gt
u was in the pt/crusin with the losers keep movin nikka beep beep
call me ppl and i tolf them threw the bleep bleep(boost mobile phone)
and i put the ruger to your cheek ya medula on the streets nikka
u gonna see me in hell next time
now im gonna finish this rhyme
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:15 AM   #74
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[quote=statman32]Your rhymes aint bad, especially the one about the Cosby Show
But my words are so much better, your time was long ago
You say your from Brooklyn, that place has got some ugly ass hoes
I went there when I was 12, and saw your mom with kum right under her nose

I don't know you too well, you seem to be a newbie on this board
If you even try messing with me, I'll rip out your spinal cord
Now I'm gonna end this, I'm probably off to bed
Go be a good boy, and make me some cinnamon bread[/QUOTEi

ill give ya moms the real lovin
ill throw a party in your mom mouth we all actually kum-in
come to your house bend ya moms over
after ya moms tell ya pops the marriage is over

he left the house jumped in a honda accord
u see im fuuackin up the game like your little brother stepped on the cord

im the truth out here
u just a little phony
yea go to sleep cuz u a little homie

im usually in gp doin wat i do/like im doin it for t.v
crusin in the gt
u was in the pt/crusin with the losers keep movin nikka beep beep
call me ppl and i tolf them threw the bleep bleep(boost mobile phone)
and i put the ruger to your cheek ya medula on the streets nikka
u gonna see me in hell next time
now im gonna finish this rhyme
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Old 08-20-2007, 02:24 AM   #75
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I'm calling you out Chachi-in-Charge. Get at me.

Check one, Check two

Breaking News everyone
Chachi-in-Charge just got himself a new show
Too bad it's gonna miss
Just like a LeBron free throw

You were once the king of this place
But now I have showed my face
You just a joe blow
and I'm gonna do you like I did Jim Crow

I know your that dumbass Ced
I falked your girl in the back of my truck bed
told her to get on her knees
and I gave her some of that good ol cream cheese

Now Statman needs to get his rest
and damn I'm about to get undressed
Got my girl Nash4eva here with me
Bout to make her say we-we-we
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