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Old 08-21-2007, 03:49 AM   #31
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Having sex with a girl and then when I was going to nut on her face her mom walks in


I would say that she's the one who got owned...
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:30 AM   #32
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I used to work at a Kroger store and I was outside pushing the shopping carts back into the store. I decided to see how fast I could get the carts movin and in the process, I lose control of them, fall down, and skin my legs pretty good. Happened to be right at the very moment when our store manager walked outside. Carts go flying everywhere, one nails the back of this Lincoln Navigator, and I get the scolding of a lifetime from the manager........
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:57 PM   #33
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I used to work at a Kroger store and I was outside pushing the shopping carts back into the store. I decided to see how fast I could get the carts movin and in the process, I lose control of them, fall down, and skin my legs pretty good. Happened to be right at the very moment when our store manager walked outside. Carts go flying everywhere, one nails the back of this Lincoln Navigator, and I get the scolding of a lifetime from the manager........


What did the person in the navigator do??!?
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:16 PM   #34
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Having sex with a girl and then when I was going to nut on her face her mom walks in
Similar thing happened to me. I was having sex with this girl while her mom was home, and the girl was making a lot of noise. So her mom burst through the door and we quickly covered ourselves with the bedsheets. She said "What are you doing, and I want the truth!!!". I couldn't think so I said "Um, uh, we're just watchin a movie"(the TV wasn't even on). I almost had to walk home in my boxers, but luckily she through my clothes out the window.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:18 PM   #35
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What did the person in the navigator do??!?


Thankfully, they were still in the store and my shift was pretty much over anyway, so I didn't have to find out about the shock/horror on their face......
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:25 PM   #36
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Similar thing happened to me. I was having sex with this girl while her mom was home, and the girl was making a lot of noise. So her mom burst through the door and we quickly covered ourselves with the bedsheets. She said "What are you doing, and I want the truth!!!". I couldn't think so I said "Um, uh, we're just watchin a movie"(the TV wasn't even on). I almost had to walk home in my boxers, but luckily she through my clothes out the window.
Same thing happening to me, except I was getting brains. Her mom walked in and asked what we were doing and we grabbed the blankets quick. She looked at us weird and left, luckily we didn't get caught.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:50 PM   #37
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it was a rhetorical question, she probably knew what you were doing
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:53 PM   #38
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Same thing happening to me, except I was getting brains. Her mom walked in and asked what we were doing and we grabbed the blankets quick. She looked at us weird and left, luckily we didn't get caught.
I may be getting old, but what does "getting brains" mean? Is that oral sex or does it refer to something more rectal?
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:02 PM   #39
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I may be getting old, but what does "getting brains" mean? Is that oral sex or does it refer to something more rectal?

"Getting brains" means they were both studying for their exams.
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