The other day we were at my buddy's house. His brother had tendonitis in his arm, and is going to the doctor again because he thinks he now has it in his other arm. Everyone was making fun of him, and his girlfriend said something intelligent sounding, something along the lines of "some people may be more genetically predisposed to blah blah blah.."
Right after I say, "Or he's just a p-u-s-s-y."
It was pretty damn funny. Even he had to gave me daps after that one.