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Old 08-23-2007, 05:37 PM   #1
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Default Best one-liners on the spur of the moment?

My 12:30 class today, class is IDST 1114, it's a critical thinking class.

Teacher to class, introducing topic: "What is discourse?"
Me "IDST 1114"

Another good one, this one wasn't me, but it was back in Algebra 2

Teacher "now how do we find 'p'?"
Guy "Drink lots of water"
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:37 PM   #2
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worst thread ever.
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:38 PM   #3
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You consider those good one-liners?

Man geewiz, you are lame as hell, kid..
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:38 PM   #4
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I probably would've laughed at this when i was 5...
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:40 PM   #5
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In the words of Will Smith:

"Damn girl, you so fine. I wish I could plant you and grow a whole FIELD of yall!"
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:46 PM   #6
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"Your Mom"

Works everytime ;)
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:47 PM   #7
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Thread so bad its funny. GeeWiz defines lame.
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Old 08-23-2007, 07:00 PM   #8
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Default Re: Best one-liners on the spur of the moment?

The other day we were at my buddy's house. His brother had tendonitis in his arm, and is going to the doctor again because he thinks he now has it in his other arm. Everyone was making fun of him, and his girlfriend said something intelligent sounding, something along the lines of "some people may be more genetically predisposed to blah blah blah.."

Right after I say, "Or he's just a p-u-s-s-y."

It was pretty damn funny. Even he had to gave me daps after that one.
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:16 PM   #9
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Teacher "now how do we find 'p'?"
Guy "Drink lots of water"


Thanks Geewiz! My down syndrome brother just laughed for the first time in years. :rollingeyes:
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:44 PM   #10
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spare of the moment*
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:46 PM   #11
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Oh wow.. @ this thread. GeeWiz defined lame.
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:11 PM   #12
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"I believe the answer is IDST 1114 teacher"

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The 40 year old virgin

"Wanna know how i know your gay you just said you arent goin to have sex with women anymore."
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