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Old 09-22-2007, 12:28 AM   #1
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any1 got any pick up lines that have worke real well for them
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:31 AM   #2
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any1 got any pick up lines that have worke real well for them
lol when i met my wife, i wanted to ask her on a second date, i asked her

"so you want to get married pop out a couple kids, and live happily ever after?"

lol she said a very hesitent "sure"
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:32 AM   #3
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"Hey girl (stares into her eyes) ... my dick is 18 inches"

works ever time
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:42 AM   #4
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Girl I like your hair color, it matches my pillow.

but seriously whether a line works or not has not much to do with the line itself.
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:51 AM   #5
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nice shoes. Fancy a f*uck?
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:54 AM   #6
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"You like the Flinstones .. I can make your Bedrock"


Has to be a different race
L.Kizzle: "You got any black in you?"
Chick: "No"
L.Kizzle: "Would You Like some"
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:55 AM   #7
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"You like the Flinstones .. I can make your Bedrock"


Has to be a different race
L.Kizzle: "You got any black in you?"
Chick: "No"
L.Kizzle: "Would You Like some"

That's digusting.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:35 AM   #8
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Whats up.
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:02 PM   #9
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i mostly settle for just "hi". or some comment about the place, or ongoing situation. from then it's quite easy to gauge the interest (or lack of it), you see whether she wants to talk with you or not. if she's responding with one-liners, she's not interested and you just go for the next one, saving yourself money and dignity.

IMO canned pick-up lines are only good for amusement.
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:05 PM   #10
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i mostly settle for just "hi". or some comment about the place, or ongoing situation. from then it's quite easy to gauge the interest (or lack of it), you see whether she wants to talk with you or not. if she's responding with one-liners, she's not interested and you just go for the next one, saving yourself money and dignity.

IMO canned pick-up lines are only good for amusement.


Most of the time, keeping it simple, short, and sweet is the best way to go. If you go up to a girl and say something like "Yo baby, I noticed you was noticing me", you can forget about getting anyone.
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:08 PM   #11
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do?
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:44 PM   #12
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i mostly settle for just "hi". or some comment about the place, or ongoing situation. from then it's quite easy to gauge the interest (or lack of it), you see whether she wants to talk with you or not. if she's responding with one-liners, she's not interested and you just go for the next one, saving yourself money and dignity.

IMO canned pick-up lines are only good for amusement.

Probably the most helpful response you're gonna get in this thread.
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Old 09-22-2007, 05:44 PM   #13
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This one time at this school thing in the summer between grade 7 and 8 this kid came up to this hot girl and he pulled a line on her that we always make fun of him for. He walked up to her, his hands in his pocket, got real close and he said "Hey, I hear you have a brother." It sounded so stupid.
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Old 09-22-2007, 05:52 PM   #14
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"Hi"

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Old 09-22-2007, 05:59 PM   #15
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(Grabs her ass) is this seat taken?
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