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Old 09-22-2007, 07:01 PM   #16
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Old 09-22-2007, 07:02 PM   #17
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Old 09-22-2007, 07:05 PM   #18
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Girl i got the alphabet tattoed on my dick. Why dont I put some words in yoru mouth.
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Old 09-22-2007, 09:25 PM   #19
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staightforward with a bit of humility can work:

"excuse me for being so forward but i find you very attractive and am wondering, if you dont find me too repulsive, if we can have coffee or lunch sometime?"
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Old 09-22-2007, 09:54 PM   #20
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staightforward with a bit of humility can work:

"excuse me for being so forward but i find you very attractive and am wondering, if you dont find me too repulsive, if we can have coffee or lunch sometime?"

Thats to straight forward man, why would a broad choose you over anyone else, think a bit of personality in yrou approach is definitely needed. Whether it be through sense of humour or whatever you gotta stand out from the rest of the flock.
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Old 09-22-2007, 09:57 PM   #21
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Thats to straight forward man, why would a broad choose you over anyone else, think a bit of personality in yrou approach is definitely needed. Whether it be through sense of humour or whatever you gotta stand out from the rest of the flock.


Too straight-forward and too long. You want to keep it short and to the point. Adding a bit of humor in it can't hurt you either. Remember, keep it short, to the point, and stay humble.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:24 PM   #22
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:29 PM   #23
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Too straight-forward and too long. You want to keep it short and to the point. Adding a bit of humor in it can't hurt you either. Remember, keep it short, to the point, and stay humble.

Huh was that a response to my post?
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:32 PM   #24
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Huh was that a response to my post?


It was really meant to the guy you quoted. I just added to what you said.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:33 PM   #25
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It was really meant to the guy you quoted. I just added to what you said.

Yea thought so, didnt make much sense otherwise.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:38 PM   #26
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

F*uck me if i'm wrong, but your name is (fake name here)
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Old 09-22-2007, 11:12 PM   #27
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is that a bumper in the back or is that yo azz
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Old 09-22-2007, 11:28 PM   #28
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

F*uck me if i'm wrong, but your name is (fake name here)



the coin one is funny : i found usualy keepig it simple works alhough if ur too simple some girls lose interest

does any1 have any stories of how there pick up lines have back fired
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Old 09-22-2007, 11:42 PM   #29
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
hahaha too funny...
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Old 09-23-2007, 01:11 AM   #30
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Lines dont work brah'
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