Heres a few I found. Post some of yours. I know these arent the best, but w/e.
Vince: "I'm 6'6 and I can straight lock Dirk Nowitzki up"
Stephen: "Me too. I blocked him 3 out of 4 times in the playoffs he actually tried to post me up"
Vince: LoL-ers.. White people"
RJeff: Hey! My boyfriend's white!
Dirk - gaging
Fan in background - HE'S CHOKING AGAIN !
Jackson: "Haha! You actually thought we'd support you for coming out of the closet? Hahahaha! Get out of here, homo!"
Van Gundy: "And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"
Whoever that is in the background: "Hmm.. it makes sense now..."
#13: "Pokey.. hokey.. turn around.. what?"
Van Exel: NO NO NO! Dirky, you have to wait till the playoffs to choke!
Not opening night!
Dirk: But Nicky it's so hard to wait, it's like waitin for Santa to come
Kobe: "I don't care if Boobie let you do it, no means no!"