theres this guy i play with that is kind of slow. Hes not full on mentally handicapped but you know a lil slow, anyways he swears hes Kobe he tries all these flashy moves and fails miserably and he yell "Kobe" while doin them. So naturally everybody just started calling him Kobe. People will just egg him on while hes playin "Come on Kobe!" "Cross him up Kobe" and he totally gets hyped up, its hilarious
Cause when I'm making it rain you're there to stop me?
And I'm sorry but being called Kobe/Larry/Jordan and other names is just wrong to me. Streetball names are personal, dudes at the YMCA calling you Kobe because you shoot a fade-away with a hand in your face is just wrong. That's just me though.